HOLY VISION IN TOILET SAVES GAL FROM SUICIDE -

Yahoo.com ^ | August 20, 2003

[UnklGene]

"Lions, tigers and bears, oh my!"

[BSunday]

Just dang ping for ya, King.

[Spruce]

You'd be amazed at the things one can see in the toilet after a night of Jim Beam and White Castles.

[Cyber Liberty]

This happened to me once, after a long night of serious drinking.

I remember passing out while praying to the porceline princess, and when I woke up, all I could see was a pale white. Everywhere I looked, it was just white.

I started hollering something about going blind from cheap rotgut when someone came over and pulled my head out of the bowl.

[dfwgator]

[BSunday]

"Whatever happened that day

It's called a HALLUCINATION

[mhking]

Praying at the porcelain altar?

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[SouthernFreebird]

Holy Crap!!!

[Hodar]

St. Padre Pio or was it the Tidy Bowl man?

[ZinGirl]

You canNOT miss this one...

(no mention of hair color, btw)

[BSunday]

all I could see was a pale white

You're lucky, then! LOL

[mtbopfuyn]

Lost her husband. Lost her mother. Should lose her job. A teacher's aide worth her beans doesn't commit suicide at school. Another thing, she was in the restroom for an hour and no one noticed she was missing from the classroom? Sniff, something smells with this story.

[It's me]

Still, it saved her life, though.

[ZinGirl]

HIIIIDEEE-HOOOO!

[GraniteStateConservative]

Hi-Dee Ho!

[BSunday]

Come on over, the water's fine! BTW how did she know it was him?

[bedolido]

I didn't read the entire article... did she read something swirling in the commode? kinda like reading tea leafs

[cjshapi]

If it did happen and it saved her life that's wonderful. I hate to say it but to me it sounds like fiction, funny fication at that. Even the name Ethel Farbinger cracks me up.

[maxwell]

Holy moley.