Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 19th Edition

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[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (19th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

Too much Bozo Spew broke my bozo filter.     Sir Gawain, 8/10

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns. You drive."     dixiechick2000, 8/10

For any remedy there is a misery.     SAMWolf, 8/10

I BRAKE FOR BUTTERFLIES.     arasina, 8/10

I have one thing to say to the big spenders; LET US VOTE!     steveegg, 8/10

Shooting is for outside! ~Chin Lee     RJCogburn, 8/10

Infinite Justice.....Yep that's what we're dealing out....     ThreePuttinDude, 8/10

The borg assimilated my race, and all I got was this lousy tagline...     thatdewd, 8/10

Now what?     secret garden, 8/10

And I thought I was the only one that reads tag lines.     Flyer, 8/10

As the world grew smaller, America found itself living in a bad neighborhood.     Barnacle, 8/10

Proud to be a Freeper!     Sen Jack S. Fogbound, 8/10

Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 8/10

Beware: the Chip is pissed.     ChocChipCookie, 8/10

Let the Democrats dig their own holes, heck, let's buy them some shovels.     bd476, 8/10

I don't have a solution; but I do admire the problem.     b4its2late, 8/10

Repeal the Law of the Excluded Middle.     RightWhale, 8/10

I'm not a complete idiot. Several parts are missing.     rdb3, 8/10

Current odds on Hillary running in 04......4-1     AGreatPer, 8/10

New slogan for the environmentalist whackos: "Its for the Landscape."     CedarDave, 8/10

Keep the Faith - GO VMI.     Tank-FL, 8/11

I didn't claw my way to the top of the foodchain for a salad!     MarkL, 8/11

All we need from a Governor is a VETO PEN!!!     Ernest_at_the_Beach, 8/11

A fiscally conservative social liberal is an oxymoron.     Canticle_of_Deborah, 8/11

The Difference between Chapel Hill , Ithaca and Berkely is only Barometric.     Helms, 8/11

I AM in shape, round is a shape, ya know.     irishtenor, 8/11

I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!     Robert A. Cook, PE, 8/11

Official New Mexican Disruptor of the Lone Star Chat Thread     Tijeras_Slim, 8/11

As right as I can be.     GrannyAnnie, 8/11

Hold fast the form of sound words.     Ff--150, 8/11

Now that I've learned to make my own decisions, I now need to make the right ones.     jwh_Denver, 8/11

Optional, printed after your name on post.     oceanperch, 8/11

We now have had 15 seconds of fame, are we gonna want our full fifteen minutes?     LakeLady, 8/11

Smoke Gnatzies -- Tiny buzzing pests. Swat em. I'm not a hunchback, that's my azz.     Flurry, 8/11

Tommy Dasshole isn't "saddened." He's just... sad... and small.     upchuck, 8/11

Dangerous Jesus Lover.     Osage Orange, 8/11

To see pictures of Jayne's quilt: http://bulldogbulletin.lhhosting.com/page50.htm     RJayneJ, 8/11

4 years? Dems can't even handle 4 short months of good works and security successes in Iraq.     Ragtime Cowgirl, 8/11

Those that live by the sword get shot by those that don't.     LasVegasMac, 8/11

Traficant is a real conservative who will stomp out the socialist rats but good!     Cathryn Crawford, 8/11

And, as the world grew smaller, America found itself living in a bad neighborhood.     Barnacle, 8/11

Arnold is the electable "airplane spoon" to help the Dems eat "RIGHT."     NordP, 8/11

Arnold Schwarzenegger, RINO for CA governor.     nhoward14, 8/11

http://righteverytime.blogspot.com - home to Tall_Texan's new column.     Tall_Texan, 8/11

Moderation in all things? Isn't that a little extreme?     gitmo, 8/11

Dis blondes in MY presence willya?!     camle, 8/12

I call him "Mel". He calls me "Security".     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 8/11

None of us is as dumb as all of us!     bedolido, 8/12

Three left turns, make a right................................     Osage Orange, 8/12

No animals were killed or harmed while making this tagline.     CounterCounterCulture, 8/12

Collective Bargaining is for Communists.... Privatize Calif.!     4Liberty, 8/12

A Muttly Bribed is a Muttly Earned.     PoorMuttly, 8/12

And an angel rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.     Wolfstar, 8/12

Howlin <-------- Being stalked by a whacko!!!!     Howlin, 8/12

Progressives are a threat to my children!     seenenuf, 8/13

President Backbone's Got My Vote.     floriduh voter, 8/13

The more protection government provides one group, the more security is lost by everyone else.     CanisMajor2002, 8/13

It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish. ~Mother Teresa     SpookBrat, 8/13

Have you committed one random act of thoughtcrime today?     Spiff, 8/13

Live from the People's Republic of Cambridge.     libravoter, 8/13

I need more time, more coffee, and more bandwidth.     kimmie7, 8/13

Let's WORK as if everything depended on us; PRAY as if everything depended on God!     DesertGOP, 8/13

Chuck Schumer belongs to a group which excudes women from full membership.     syriacus, 8/13

And so the ant replied, "I can't even lift the pen!!"     perfect stranger, 8/13

In search of a witty tag line...     abner, 8/13

Turning sacred cows into quarter-pounders since 1998.     jfritsch, 8/13

Please step away from the tag line.     scab4faa, 8/13

Graduate: Burt Gummer's Survival School.     sauropod, 8/14

Democratic fundraising....If PBS won't do it, who will?     Drango, 8/14

Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o     Liberty Valance, 8/14

Hired Mercenary - Have Bullhorn - Will Shout for Freedom!     Tijeras_Slim, 8/14

Everybody in this house needs to calm down and eat some fruit or something. ~Mel Gibson, "Signs"     ZviTheWise, 8/14

Still think the Administration's BIG failure was not to dispense with N.Korea before Iraq!     AmericanInTokyo, 8/14

Magna cum laude, summa cum laude, the radio's too laude. ~Johnny Dangerously     .cnI redruM, 8/14

Nothing is impossible until it is sent to a committee.     SAMWolf, 8/14

Do unto others before they do unto you!     meandog, 8/14

He who controls communications rules the world. ~Adolf Hitler     concerned about politics, 8/14

Fortunately the feedback was slightly out of phase.     D-fendr, 8/14

McDonald Clan - Hired Mercenary - Have Bullhorn - Will Shout for Brew!     Seeking the truth, 8/15

Leave Sid alone. ~John Lydon     dyed_in_the_wool, 815

Gary Coleman, a porn star or a billboard queen should do a better job than Davis!     John123, 8/15

Faced with the pain of freedom, man begs for his shackles. ~Gerry Spence     Joe Brower, 8/15

We do not share a grid- We don't share a grid!     JustPiper, 8/15

Trying desperately to ignore Hillary.... and not succeeding.     Tallguy, 8/15

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.     geedee, 8/15

Liberals and Libertarians: Similar Agenda, Different Reasons.     m1-lightning, 8/15

The National League needs to adopt the designated hitter rule.     hchutch, 8/15

Harness (the) static..Hillary gives this administration..plug her *** into the..power grid. ~Tallguy    Ragtime Cowgirl, 8/15

9 out of the 10 voices in my head told me to go home & clean my weapons!     SERE_DOC, 8/15

Who needs congress if they only vote by what's in the polls?     cq, 8/15

Were you in Georgia or New York when the lights went out?     CedarDave, 8/15

When I am asked what my political preference is, I answer "Christian".     InvisibleChurch, 8/15

Why did DemocRATS allow a perjuring rapist to remain in the Oval Office?     doug from upland, 8/15

HHD: Middle Earth First, We'll Electrify the Rest Later.     Prof Engineer, 8/15

Bringing you quality, non-unnecessarily-excerpted threads since 2002.     Paul Atreides, 8/15

This is not the tag line you are looking for... move along ... move along.     battousai, 8/15

The foregoing was dictated but not proofread until signed.     San Jacinto, 8/15

Conquest by immigration and subversion spells the end of US.     fightu4it, 8/15

Schwarzenegger, who gave 1 million to his campaign on Tuesday, called Buffett "my mentor and my hero."     Canticle_of_Deborah, 8/15

If you’re not passing, stay out of the left lane!     Major_Risktaker, 8/15

The knots of folly grow tighter.     Princeton, 8/15

Dog?? The dog IS my food storage.     glock rocks, 8/15

Ha! I guess I got a little carried away there!     Melinator, 8/15

We liberated Iraq. Now Let's Free Cuba, North Korea, Iran, China, Tibet, Syria, ...     WOSG, 8/15

Hillary!'s book is reputation-cleansing prep work for a run for higher office; FReep her everywhere!     tgslTakoma, 8/15

Recycling is a waste of time for hardworking taxpayers; hire the homeless to sort garbage.     w1andsodidwe, 8/15

Death before electability!     Steel Wolf, 8/16

So how do you like taxation with representation?     dts32041, 8/16

Miles to go before I can sleep...     Aut Pax Aut Bellum, 8/16

If you can read this you are posting too close.     Flyer, 8/16

Surly to bed... surly to rise...     glock rocks, 8/16

Reuters: A wholly owned subsidiary of the Left - We distort, You comply.     CholeraJoe, 8/16

Will vote for a new 187 and retain prop 13...I guess that leaves McClintock.     spokeshave, 8/16

Ain't Skeered...     reagan_fanatic, 8/16

The people who live in Paris are called Parasites.     LindaSOG, 8/16

Our enemies within are very slick, but slime is always treacherously slick, isn't it?     F.J. Mitchell, 8/16

Check out the Texas Chicken D 'RATS!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/keyword/Redistricting     MeeknMing, 8/16

The Kelly Holcomb era for the Cleveland Browns has begun.     dubyaismypresident, 8/17

Trust government, any government, and you're digging your own grave.     SAJ, 817

Arnold's positions are like the alien in Predator - you can't see them but you know they're lethal.     dirtboy, 8/17

Any one want to buy a chinchilla?     Sinner6, 8/17

The American Heartland--the Spirit of Flight 93.     Savage Beast, 8/17

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks

[dyed_in_the_wool]

Well this is the second time I've been so honored.
I will also take this as a sign that I better change it if I want to be so honored again.
I'd like to thank everyone that made this possible, especially my seventh grade teacher, Mrs. Blessinger, who taught me that Base * Rate = Percentage.
It's about life, really.
Peace.
Word up.
*makes gang sign*

[Sinner6]

Just te be clear to everyone, I actually have a chinchilla for sale.

[upchuck]

Thanks for the publicity jigsaw. I believe this the second time I have made your sacred list.

But in all fairness I feel it is necessary to point out that I have never written a tagline. Like my favorite, and also the smartest, woman in the whole wide world, all of my taglines are ghost written. To be brutally honest, sometimes I don't even see them until I pull up the My Comments page.

[Sir Gawain]

:-)~

[CanisMajor2002]

This is just a secret ploy to get everyone to change their tag lines, isn't it? :)

Thanks again.

[jigsaw]

This is just a secret ploy to get everyone to change their tag lines, isn't it? :)

Shhhh!

[dixiechick2000]

"Now, I have to find a new one...

< pressure >"

I hope you like this one...;o)

Thank you for the time you spend putting this thread together.

It's a lot of fun to read.

[Sir Gawain]

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[syriacus]

Thank you for the ping, jigsaw.

Reading and writing taglines has been a lot of fun.

[Osage Orange]

Thanks jig..!!

FRegards,

[steveegg]

It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your tagline is?

Prematurely retired due to the Gang of 12 Wisconsin State Senators that said, "Property taxes aren't nearly high enough" (the fun will start in Wisconsin on January 6, 2004 when most of the "Gang of 12" and the governor whose veto of a property tax freeze they upheld become eligible for recall).