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To: Squantos

I always wear a titanium codpiece (magnum size of course) when handling cutlery in the nude.

37 posted on 08/15/2003 10:52:26 AM PDT by wardaddy

To: wardaddy

I use a thimble myself. Don't laugh - I have really big thumbs...

45 posted on 08/15/2003 11:00:28 AM PDT by Billthedrill

To: wardaddy

I always wear a titanium codpiece (magnum size of course) when handling cutlery in the nude.

Handling Cutlery and Nude are mutually exclusive.

46 posted on 08/15/2003 11:01:56 AM PDT by bedolido (None of us is as dumb as all of us!)

To: wardaddy

Rule Number One for Bachelor Cooking: Never Fry Bacon Naked!

67 posted on 08/15/2003 11:57:13 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)

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