[RikaStrom]

Good Morning Students. Welcome to class! Thank goodness it's FRIDAY!

Class is now in session. The rules are simple; you get a grade if you use the WFTD in a sentence, haiku, limerick, or quatrain. You get a "+" if you make a link, or make the teacher laugh, or you offer the appropriate bribes. I hold the grade book; the whip and chair.

Police pulled over a man on a bar stool - after a slow-speed pursuit on one of Reno's busier streets.
It started Monday when an officer saw a man riding the motorized bar stool at 35 mph. He was being followed closely by a woman in a Mustang.

Now would you please tell me how we missed this yesterday? I saw at least three students over on that thread, and not a one of them pinged the rest of the class or brought this in for show and tell. Honestly, y'all will be banned from the wet bar and thermi unless delinquency levels increase! ;-)

Now, as for this story, I would say this boy has to have brass cajones to pull this stunt, but instead I think the brass is on his nates.

Man on Motorized Bar Stool Pulled Over

There once was a man with a barstool
And riding it was way cool
Brassy nates,
Curse the fates
The owner saw, called the law, damn Fool!

[RikaStrom]

Morning Gang!

[RikaStrom]

Morning Gang!

[RikaStrom]

Morning Gang!

[RikaStrom]

Morning Gang!

[VRWCmember]

7?

[xsmommy]

had to have been maxie riding the stool....

[Texan5]

Morning!

The senators sitting on their nates
Are bitterly cursing their fates.
Their fines increase every day
They insist on their own way.

[EODGUY]

Gotta hit and run, but I had to comment that your WFTD seems particularly appropriate for commando Friday, Miss Rika.

Hopefully there will be photographs posted when I return. :)

EODGUY

[Agnes Heep]

Once more, I beseech,
Dear friends to the breech!
The Episcopal Bishop harangued.
For heaven awaits,
Who broaches the nates,
And all Biblical scruples be hanged!

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Bill Clinton loves fondling the nates
Of women (except for his mate's)
Tony Perkins did "Psycho"
But Bill prefers "Sink-O"
Supassing the first Master Bates

[mikrofon]

One wonders what (or whom) they serve here...

[doubled]

The Irish can't rest their nates
As the powers are after the natives
Less pints at the pub
And here's the real rub
They want to be thought of as dainties.

[Argh]

This turkey cut off the mechanism on the opposite side from his nates to cure his "sex addiction". Dummer Esel.

[Argh]

Here's a guy in Detroit who thinks with his nates. He makes Miss Whyisa look like a genius. It's a very short report. This person appears to be too stupid to be breathing.

[NeoCaveman]

This just in from Scotland: Some civil servant will be watching that you aren't smacked in the nates too hard.