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Have You Decided Not To Run For Governor of California too? (My Title)
Chat | August 7, 2003 | floriduh voter

Posted on 08/07/2003 6:51:08 PM PDT by floriduh voter

Just for fun, if you're NOT running for Governor of California, I'd like you to tell us why not? Everyone else seems to be. This is solely a humor-chat thread.

If you have jpegs of anybody on earth, feel free to post them here to jazz up the thread.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: california; faq; governorsrace
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Gore was sickening this morning. I'm trying to forget by thinking about Sacramento instead. Cable news all this week has been California crazy, don't you agree?

I'm announcing that I'm not running because uh, well, I'm floriduh voter.

1 posted on 08/07/2003 6:51:10 PM PDT by floriduh voter
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To: MeeknMing

Ping.

2 posted on 08/07/2003 7:01:57 PM PDT by floriduh voter (President Backbone's Got My Vote)
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To: floriduh voter
"If nominated,
I will not run"

"If elected,
I will not serve"
JBT
3 posted on 08/07/2003 7:02:47 PM PDT by John Beresford Tipton
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To: John Beresford Tipton
Great to know that we can't count on you.
4 posted on 08/07/2003 7:05:30 PM PDT by floriduh voter (President Backbone's Got My Vote)
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To: floriduh voter
Floriduh has a great governor. Could we like rent him for a while to run CA? We can get him a "flop house" address if need be.
5 posted on 08/07/2003 7:07:32 PM PDT by Mark (Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
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To: floriduh voter
LOL,
but as a Florida voter,
you might try to vote for me anyhow!
6 posted on 08/07/2003 7:18:07 PM PDT by John Beresford Tipton
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To: floriduh voter
I'm not running because I don't want to live in the granola state (it's full of fruits, flakes and nuts).
7 posted on 08/07/2003 7:26:04 PM PDT by irishtenor (My God is omnipotent, sorry about yours. *** Swarming Calvinists Unite!***)
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To: Mark
Jeb IS a great Governor. You know, he doesn't need to sleep - he turned 50 in February. Since he's an email governor, he can handle both states from Tallahassee. Jeb speaks fluent Spanish which would come in handy out there.

You heard it hear first. Jeb Bush is not running for Governor of California.

8 posted on 08/07/2003 7:26:34 PM PDT by floriduh voter (President Backbone's Got My Vote)
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To: John Beresford Tipton
Do you have an accent though like Arianna or Arnold? Or for that matter, Larry Flynt. He's on the radio right now going "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww".
9 posted on 08/07/2003 7:30:35 PM PDT by floriduh voter (President Backbone's Got My Vote)
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To: floriduh voter
LOL,
Is Larry Larry Flynt's voice,er...
muff-led?
10 posted on 08/07/2003 7:33:40 PM PDT by John Beresford Tipton
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To: irishtenor
Ouch.

If you don't run for governor somewhere else, please let us know because announcing that we are not doing anything seems to be catching on in the media. Hillary does it all the time.

11 posted on 08/07/2003 7:35:09 PM PDT by floriduh voter (President Backbone's Got My Vote)
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To: John Beresford Tipton
Oh, Larry's done moaning for now.

I have to get off the net to feed a stray cat, working towards my 4000 hours of volunteer work as a citizen. Sometimes 2 cats show up and there's a re-distribution of wealth. I hate that.

12 posted on 08/07/2003 7:46:55 PM PDT by floriduh voter (President Backbone's Got My Vote)
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To: Mark
Man, good thing the spelling police haven't discovered this thread.

"You heard it here first." Jeb Bush is not running for Governor of California even though I think he could pull it off.

I gotta feed a stray cat who cares about Friskies, not politics. I'll be back....

13 posted on 08/07/2003 7:51:38 PM PDT by floriduh voter (President Backbone's Got My Vote)
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To: floriduh voter
Although I am a Florida native, I ain't running there either. (I live in Seattle now, by the way). I am thinking of running in Washington. Wouldn't that be a hoot!
14 posted on 08/07/2003 7:52:44 PM PDT by irishtenor (My God is omnipotent, sorry about yours. *** Swarming Calvinists Unite!***)
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To: summer
FYI: California wants to borrow Jeb for Governor.
15 posted on 08/07/2003 7:53:09 PM PDT by floriduh voter (President Backbone's Got My Vote)
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To: irishtenor
Well if you come back to Florida and don't run, you can't count on my vote, I promise. I think you should run for something in Washington but you need to set up an exploratory committee first to see what your chances aren't. LOL
16 posted on 08/07/2003 7:57:15 PM PDT by floriduh voter (President Backbone's Got My Vote)
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To: floriduh voter
If you are in Florida, everybody can count your vote, many times over:>) How's it hanging, Chad?
17 posted on 08/07/2003 7:59:39 PM PDT by irishtenor (My God is omnipotent, sorry about yours. *** Swarming Calvinists Unite!***)
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To: Interesting Times; Bob J; DakotaGator; Ragtime Cowgirl; windchime; Joe Brower; SoDak
Ping.
18 posted on 08/07/2003 8:00:33 PM PDT by floriduh voter (President Backbone's Got My Vote)
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To: irishtenor
Chad is no more. We don't punch any more. We have touch screen technology. It's just like using an atm except no money comes out.
19 posted on 08/07/2003 8:03:24 PM PDT by floriduh voter (President Backbone's Got My Vote)
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To: floriduh voter
Do they have pictures, too, so that they can pick the right guy even without being able to read? Maybe they speak... "Touch me, I'm Bill Clinton, touch me again" or "Touch me, I am a tree, no wait, I am Algore"
20 posted on 08/07/2003 8:18:31 PM PDT by irishtenor (My God is omnipotent, sorry about yours. *** Swarming Calvinists Unite!***)
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