Word For The Day, Wednesday, August 6, 2003

The Verbivores | 8/6/03 | Teacher

[secret garden]

I'm going to tell you what I tell my kids about guys who wear earrings. They are either pirates or have some explaining to do. Tell me you don't wear toe rings too. That would be very metro...

[NeoCaveman]

Wait a minute. I thought he was straight!

ROTFLMAO, I would hope so, or else he has wasted a lot of money on call girls throughout the years....

[secret garden]

Beware of unidentified flying objects while walking your little dogs!

[hobbes1]

I used to have three holes in the Left ear.


HD is Right, Left is Right, Right is wrong.

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL !!

[secret garden]

Are you a pirate?

[Gabz]

Sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!

[VRWCmember]

I guess the tiger will be buying the September issue of British Elle since Britney Bares All (sort of) in that issue.

[Texan5]

I love raptors. We have several different species of hawk up here in the woods and on the cliffs. They are really smart bird-when it was really cold with rain/sleet/snow late last winter, I saw a large Gray Hawk catching fish from the lake. It did that for several days, until the weather warmed and the rodents it normally hunts came out of their burrows for some sun.

When we lived in the city, I was president of a nature park support group. At our last annual park cleanup, we had a falconer who owns the local raptor sanctuary located in part of the park bring several hawks and two eagles to demonstrate their hunting skills (using lures with meat scraps) to the volunteer workers. Before he began his demonstration, he asked that everyone who had brought a dog, especially a small one put them in their vehicle. As he was about to fly a big Redtail, a woman came strolling up with two tiny Yorkies, which began yapping at the bird. That really got the hawk's attention-I swear it was salivating, and the handler was having quite a time quieting it down. He finally put a hood on the hawk, turned to the woman, and reminded her that he had asked for the dog ban for a reason, then said "However, if you're wanting to be rid of the dogs, then I'll take the hood off this hawk, give the dogs a running start, and we will have sport, indeed!" We all burst out laughing, and yelling "Go for it"! The woman hustled her dogs away at a forced march. Pity....

[Conspiracy Guy]

They found Saddam on Mars.

[Texan5]

LOL! If he could really get there, he'd have already gone. I think if he is still alive, he will off himself soon, ala Hitler.

[VRWCmember]

You're not the only one around here who knows how to use your squirt guns.

Breast Milk Spraying Michigan Stripper Mom Denies Assault Charges

[Conspiracy Guy]

I believe he is toast or smithereens. Picture below of Saddam.

[honeygrl]

Your link went to a Britney Spears thread... is she a breastfeeding stripper now? :)

[VRWCmember]

Your link went to a Britney Spears thread... is she a breastfeeding stripper now? :)

I hate it when that happens. It's getting hard to stay abreast of the latest news withing having an occasional link attempt come up as a bust. But to show that I'm not an udder failure, I'll try a couple more links and hope that I don't make a total boob of myself. I guess I've milked that for about all it's worth now, so I'll try to wean myself of anymore titillating puns.

Breast Milk Spraying Michigan Stripper Mom Denies Assault Charges

Breast-Feeding Driver Appeals To Higher Authority-Husband Says Only He Can Punish Wife

[honeygrl]

Just for the record though.. both of those threads are repeats. I should start a "hold muh boob" Alert ping list.

[honeygrl]

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that the hubby of the breastfeeding driver is a freeper.

[honeygrl]

I was just bad and pinged him to the article too.

[secret garden]

Fascinating. We have kestrels and red tailed hawks here. I have no problem with them as long as they leave songbirds alone.

[honeygrl]

small birds make great target practice with a .22 ...