[presidio9]

Right. Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Seriesly I'd rather drink cheap Jim Bean than Jack Daniels or Wild Turkey. I like domestic light pilsner beers such as Keystone or Miller Lite. Cheap vodka, cheap tequila, cheap scotch, and wine in a box. I don't own a pair of loafers. And since I don't know what earwax tastes like I refuse to try Zima for fear that I'll like it and start eating earwax.

So unless you want to make angry, (I'll start posting photos of Democraps, than I'll carpet bomb you with a B-52, then it will escalate from there, ending in the destruction of all life on the planet), drop the Zima thing.