1 posted on
08/05/2003 8:24:26 AM PDT by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Siskel and Ebert gave it two fingers up!
2 posted on
08/05/2003 8:27:00 AM PDT by
Chad Fairbanks
(So, I'm in the park wondering why frisbees get larger as they get closer when suddenly, it hits me..)
To: presidio9; Texaggie79
It cost $54 million to make, and yet it grossed less than $4 million in its premiere weekend - a number that would have to be multiplied by five if the film were destined to make a profit. Fuzzy math??
To: presidio9
Okay, enough words, time for JLo pix! :)

7 posted on
08/05/2003 8:31:23 AM PDT by
JohnnyZ
(Bumper sticker: "Keep honking -- I'm reloading")
To: presidio9
Why America Went Sour on Sweet Jen and BenAh...because they have NO TALENT, and couldn't act their collective way out of a wet paperbag?
8 posted on
08/05/2003 8:31:35 AM PDT by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it)
To: presidio9
Too bad Mystery Science Theater is no longer around. This film is perfect for their parody.
9 posted on
08/05/2003 8:32:21 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
(He who laughs last was too dumb to figure out the joke first)
To: presidio9
Ummmmm - lemme guess - because the plot and dialogue sucks?
10 posted on
08/05/2003 8:32:47 AM PDT by
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
To: presidio9
These movie critics have nothing better to do but to worry about the success of a very talented and beautiful actress and singer.
Some people should seriously go get a fricking life.
13 posted on
08/05/2003 8:33:48 AM PDT by
ServesURight
(FReecerely Yours,)
To: presidio9
As I recall, they each were paid $12,000,000 for this.
Wish my mistakes were as financially rewarding.
To: presidio9
Whenever this much vehemence is aimed at a mere movie, something deeper is going on. Three things, in fact.
- the name sucks
- the story line sucks
- the actors suck
24 posted on
08/05/2003 8:42:35 AM PDT by
eggman
(Social Insecurity - Who will provide for the government when the government provides for all of us?)
To: presidio9
27 posted on
08/05/2003 8:44:34 AM PDT by
Sloth
("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, 'Zoolander')
To: presidio9
Schadenfreude is the $2 German word for delight in the suffering of others.Nobody likes to admit they delight in the suffering of others . . . but, honestly, how did you feel the night Al Gore finally conceded the '00 election?
40 posted on
08/05/2003 8:55:38 AM PDT by
w_over_w
(TRUTH cannot take a lie continually propagated. ~Orville Wright~)
To: presidio9
If Ebert says it is good, it's more proof that the guy is either senile or his reviews depend on how much he's paid under the table for his praise.
41 posted on
08/05/2003 8:56:09 AM PDT by
Dante3
To: presidio9
I bet the movie does great in France.
52 posted on
08/05/2003 9:04:49 AM PDT by
mbynack
To: presidio9
Countdown: 33 days.
57 posted on
08/05/2003 9:13:24 AM PDT by
Hildy
To: presidio9
Why?
1. J-Ho is a flake who either marries, gets engaged to, or gets in a gunfight with every man she meets. Ben will be her 3rd husband.
2. Jenny from the Block has an ass the size of Brooklyn. She and Beyonce Knowles cannot fit inside the state of Rhode Island at the same time. The current trend of praising women with thunder thighs and gigantic posteriors is outrageous. Three words: Heidi Klum rocks.
3. Affleck clearly should have gone back on the sauce. What kind of guy, who is the toast of young Hollywood, eschews the single life to marry this tramp?
However, I believe the Onion had a great bit on how moviegoers wanted to change the ending of the movie. One suggestion: a horrible car wreck that leaves them trapped in the flames, Ben and J-Ho eagerly struggling against each other to save themselves. Neither survives.
68 posted on
08/05/2003 9:25:46 AM PDT by
Mr. Bird
To: presidio9
It's the hollyweird media that have done all in their power to bring Jennifer Lopez down. They always seek something negative to say about her while protecting their favorite weirdos.
76 posted on
08/05/2003 1:30:50 PM PDT by
OldFriend
((Dems inhabit a parallel universe))
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