If you like DU ... you might be a troll.
If you have had more than two screen names at Free Republic in one week ... you might be a troll.
If you can't remember the last time you bathed ... you might be a troll.
If you think algore really won the Florida election, but the mean old US Supreme Court wouldn't allow the rules for counting ballots to be changed to your liking ... you must be a troll.
If you think the economy would be doing better if Congress hadn't passed those piddly little tax cuts ... you must be a troll.
If you think foreign policy under an algore administration or that of any of the current democrat wannabees would make us safer from attack from our enemies ... you must be a troll.
Hey troll, this viking kitty has a message for you: