M & M, honest to God, this is the first I've ever heard of Eaker. If his wife (if she IS his wife, heck, I could claim THAT, but then why would she call him an ass then admit she's his wife if it wasn't true, unless she's sick?) wants to begin a scurrilous thread to call him an opprobrious name to have some fun with his pals, then it seems likely he's a pretty decent sort. As is his (alleged) wife.
Don't be such an ass, Eaker! :^)