Is Eaker an A$$?

08/05/03 | TheMom

[TheMom]

Here it is, close to 2:00 a.m. on a Friday night. Eaker & I are having our usual BS discussions. At one point in our conversation I say to Eaker that he is an ass - a great person, but an ass non the less. Well, he totally disagrees with me, then dares me to post a survey thread on FR.

So let me (and him) know what you think - is Eaker an ass or not?

Please keep in mind at all times that there is NO DOUBT that he is a great & wonderful person and I love him dearly and without a doubt he has my (and all his friends) back ... but - - -

[TheMom]

How’s this for juvenile . . .

Bite me, butt head.

[Larry Lucido]

Well, he was almost selected to play the lead in this series:

[CodeToad]

No thanks. I suspect you’d just lay there.

[humblegunner]

No, but you are for posting this juvenile thread.

Interestingly, she posted it in 2003.. long before you even showed up here.

Leave the thread criticism to the professionals.

[50mm]

Woo Hoo! Thread’s back.

[50mm]

Woo Hoo! Thread’s back.

[Ditter]

Oh dear oh dear, which way to go on this one? I like you both so much, he probably is an ass, he is a man after all, but such a nice sweet man, I haven't met him in person of course just online, but I have met you, and you wouldn't have anything to do with a REAL ass because you are too nice and he does love dogs and that kind of person is very important to me, so I am left here dithering, not knowing how to vote, I am expected to vote aren't I? :[

[Allegra]

No, but you are for posting this juvenile thread.

No, she's NOT an ass and if you'll look, you'll see that this thread has been around for over seven years.

We're just having a little fun.

Are you one of those who has no sense of humor or fun and feels compelled to make that known at every opportunity?

If so, you have my pity.

[Allegra]

My opinion?

Eaker's not an ass.

A bonehead maybe, but not an ass. ;-)

[Ditter]

I saw the post from flyer and I got a little woozie, then I read the date. ;o)

[TheMom]

You gotta love it when a seven year old thread gets revived. There is also a post from Dix, who passed away several years ago.

[TheMom]

Woo Hoo! Thread’s back.

Thanks to JimRob.

[Maigrey]

Of course he is - but then again, the best men in our lives are a$$es. I'd be disappointed if they weren't. It's what makes a man a man - being an a##.

Then again, since I've never shared brisket with him, I can only guess.

[50mm]

No, but you are for posting this juvenile thread.

Is that you Frank?

[Eaker]

Then again, since I've never shared brisket with him, I can only guess.

My briskets are so tender the slices break themselves up into bite size pieces on your plate before your very eyes!

(That is IF I let you have any!)

[mad_as_he$$]

I Shot A Query Into The Net

I shot a query into the net.
I haven’t got an answer yet,
But seven people gave me hell
And said I ought to learn to spell;

A posted message called me rotten
For ignoring mail I’d never gotten;
An angry message asked me, Please
Don’t send such drivel overseas;

A lawyer sent me private mail
And swore he’d slap my ass in jail —
I’d mentioned Un*x in my gem
And failed to add the T and M;

One netter thought it was a hoax:
“Hereafter, post to net dot jokes!”;
Another called my grammar vile
And criticized my writing style.

Each day I scan each Subject line
In hopes the topic will be mine;
I shot a query into the net.
I haven’t got an answer yet ...

[humblegunner]

You overcook the meat.

Per my post #8, seven years ago.

Dang meat is probably STILL on the grill.

[Global2010]

This could be fun.

How about turning this into Is Eaker and a** and who else is a pain in the a** Freeper.

IBTQ

[Dead Corpse]

I can say with absolute certainty that Eaker looks nothing like a donkey or a mule.

Just keep him away from your WWII surplus rifles and everything should be good. ;-)

[Eaker]

Dang meat is probably STILL on the grill.

Just fixin' to light the pit!