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Dog Gives Flasher His Come-Uppance - Ruff Justice
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| August 1, 2003
| Reuters
Posted on 08/01/2003 5:37:43 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday.
The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog was on the other side, police said.
The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police.
The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."
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To: leftcoaster
Let's hope they were ---this is pretty funny.
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posted on
08/01/2003 5:54:07 AM PDT
by
FITZ
To: leftcoaster
So, he'll still be able to produce....terrific.
To: 11th Earl of Mar
HA!
To: Cincinatus' Wife
Sitting on the fence is one thing. Poking through fence is another. I wonder if WJC ever tried this?
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:00:59 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Call em "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em every time.)
To: Flurry
I tried to think how to include old Bill in this but all I could recall is what someone said about how Hillary's overbite would allow her to eat corn through a picket fence.
To: Flurry
I wonder if WJC ever tried this? Good question. I think Buddy's death needs to be investigated.
To: Cincinatus' Wife
The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police. I don't think the evidence will stand up in court.
To: Cincinatus' Wife
Ha
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posted on
08/01/2003 7:36:09 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Call em "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em every time.)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
I'm still working on "Living Hell" Buddy's diary.
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posted on
08/01/2003 7:38:28 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Call em "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em every time.)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
IT'S BACON!!!!
Just damn.
If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
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posted on
08/01/2003 7:48:33 AM PDT
by
mhking
To: Cincinatus' Wife
lol... I love it... thanks for the post. This made my morning... and also made me rethink the way I say hello to my wife after a hard days work.
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posted on
08/01/2003 7:52:31 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(Quitters Never Win! Winners Never Quit! But those who never win and never quit are idiots!)
To: Flurry
I'm still working on "Living Hell" Buddy's diary. Buddy's last entry:
"Today I am going with my master to play 'Go Fetch the Stick' in Ft. Marcy Park."
To: 11th Earl of Mar
That is the mainstream story, the truth will surprise you.
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posted on
08/01/2003 10:19:04 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Call em "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em every time.)
To: lainie; SevenofNine
Scott Ritter ping
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posted on
08/01/2003 11:36:16 PM PDT
by
Cheapskate
(you owe it to the people, we're so happy we can hardly count!)
To: Cincinatus' Wife; All
HA HA
OH MANNNN this something must be from Ananova site totally wacky news items
Well dude maybe that teach you not stick your MANHOOD in the fence
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posted on
08/01/2003 11:40:14 PM PDT
by
SevenofNine
(Not everybody in it for truth, justice, and the American way=Det Lennie Briscoe)
To: Cheapskate
Gee, and I thought glory holes were a gay thing.
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posted on
08/02/2003 12:09:31 AM PDT
by
lainie
To: Cincinatus' Wife
Oh wow way too funny. As a dog lover, all I can say is "Good Doggie!"
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posted on
08/02/2003 8:23:46 AM PDT
by
Teacup
(Have you hugged your doggies today?)
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