Kobe-Loc's Wild Fling: The Wrong Thing

Colofornian | Revision of Tone-Loc's Wild Thing

[Colofornian]

I’m doin’ it

Workin’ all week endorsin’ for my $

So when the weekend came & went minus getting’ live w/the honey

Rollin’ into the hotel I saw this girl & she was pumpin’

I winked my eye she got into the lay went to a room was a jumpin’ her

Introduce myself as Kob she said “This ice cream is Breyer’s”

I said “I got it goin’ on baby doll, I'll melt it with my fire”

Took her in the hotel she said, “I guess the customer’s always King”

I said, “You’ll Be my 10-minute queen if you know what I mean; I’m about to do the wrong thing”

Wrong thing Wrong thing

Shoppin’ in Col late-night lookin’ for some meat to buy

I saw this girl she rocked my world to the point Val forever adjusted my fly

She looked at me and smiled and said, “You have plans for the next four to life?”

I said “Things will go well if you don’t put up a fight”

So she journeyed on my ride that was so elite

I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was the heat

I didn’t know what to say I was hangin’ by a string

He said, “So I see you got the urge to take this concierge, and in this state, you’ve done the wrong thing”

Wrong Thing Wrong Thing

Media posse in effect hangin’ out is always hype

And when me and the bodyguard crew leave Vail I desired a girl I thought was just my type

Saw this luscious little frame I ain’t lyin fellas she was fine

The sweet young miss gave me no bliss tho I thot at the time she was mine

Took her prior to the limousine still parked outside

I tipped the hotel when it was over headin’ for a place to hide

Can’t get her off my reputation she’s like static cling

But that’s what happens when body start slappin’ from doin’ the wrong thing

Wrong thing

She didn’t want to do the wild fling

Please baby baby please don’t press

Wrong thing

Doin’ a little game for NBA fame

This fine young chick was beckonin’ me so I say what the heck

She want to come on the floor and do her little dance

So I said chill for now but maybe later you’ll get your chance

So when the game was finished I took her around the way

And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say

We was all alone and she said “Kob let me tell you one thing

I need $50,000 or I’ll be a hollerin’ ‘cause you’re gonna pay to do the wild fling”

Say what?

Yo love yo must be kidding Just break out of here

I’ve got no Repeater, baby

I shot my shot near Rifle & got blown away myself

Wrong thing

[Colofornian]

If Weird Al was to do Tone-Loc's "Wild Thing" this might be it