Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 5

[Lakeshark]

I don't understand this pattern thing.

I do have a friend named Mark whose employees have shared the limmerick:
From dark to dark,
we work for Mark...

Is Mrs Dark apolitical for religious reasons or merely a liberal?

[Lakeshark]

Is this really your Mum?

Why do you all make me so skeptical? And do you live anywhere near the City of Evil? Ithaca, that is....

[Darksheare]

She just doesn't follow politics at all.
Has no interest in politics, but loathes the Clintons as one would loathe the slime maggots of Krishtar.

The pattern was "The Online Clan Dark" where Dark was the first part of the name.
I was the first, back in 1995, and the evolution of the name was a long torturous foray into odd and vague references.
Then there was Darkshadow, who was referencing Barnabas Collins with his name.
DarkOne was my step-daughter and best friend. (Deceased 12/29/2000)
Darkchylde is my sis.
DarkMildew was an honorary member of clan Dark, one of the guys I served in uniform with.

[Darkchylde]

Yep, if I turn around I'd be looking right at her.
Nope, Ithica is WAY north of us.
We live closer to Middletown.
When did you show up anyway?
I don't know you.... do I have to put you on the
worry list with Servant & Null?

[Lakeshark]

I snuck in the back door. Water is everywhere, after all.

And no......no worries.....I am happily married and secretly having an affair with Mo.

[DJ MacWoW]

Living with you three and I'm supposed to be afraid of The Kurgan?! Pfffft!

[Darksheare]

Currently on vacation?
Surfing?

Snuck out the back door?
Trying to hide behind me for safety's sake?
(Won't work, they all know where I hide!)

[DJ MacWoW]

Is this really your Mum?

Can't you tell I'm Mom? I have to borrow a computer to post! LOL!!!

[Lakeshark]

Are you all posting from the same computer?

this is worrisome.....

[Darksheare]

Hey, you're the one quoting the hacksaw reference!
More like we're supposed to be scared of you.
Besides, that's no ordinary broom you have there.

[Darkchylde]

Oh, okay. Just checking.
...Though Servant still has time to
pick on me & he's got Lisa.
As long as grannie doesn't start warning
me about you, I'll believe you're safe. :-)

[Darksheare]

No.
There's three of them entworked together, almost like a bastardized version of the Borg.
Now THAT is worrisome for me.

[Lakeshark]

Windsurfing, sailing, boating, vacationing.

All while catpuppy roasts....

this is reflexive payback time.....nothing to do with back doors.

[Darksheare]

Once in awhile, sis and I will both be in AIM and yakking at each other there.
Oddly enough, our conversations have more life to them there than in real life.
*head scratch*

[Darksheare]

Sounds like fun.
Now I'm jealous.

[DJ MacWoW]

Besides, that's no ordinary broom you have there.

I wouldn't need it if I had ordinary kids! Why can't you 3 be bland and uninteresting and give Mom a break?

[Lakeshark]

She'll warn you cause she's always wanted a pic of me in my bathing suit.

She has her weaknesses....

I'll harrass you in a different way than Swerve.....but I'm really safe.

[Lakeshark]

It is...but no place for jealousy there.

Get Mo to post a pic of LL.....then you can be jealous.

[Darksheare]

Because we didn't have bland and uninteresting parents?
Besides, it is amusing watching you scoot off flying on the broom.
But it is disheartening to see sis' black cat sitting on the back of it mom.
That, and the 'woggle' sound he makes poses for an odd viewing.

[Darksheare]

I'm jealous already!
I'll just keep running from the evil hand.
I think it has a hold of my leg at the moment.