[Dan from Michigan]

If you have a dog, please don't do that. It's just damn wrong.

[Support Free Republic]

How about the new highway named for Clinton in his home stste of Arkansas? It's a little crooked, and has a long yellow streak down the center. Be careful if you drive on it, it's a little slick.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup, to honor one of the nation's most distingushed men". It consists primariy of a weenie in hot water.

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[austingirl]

bump for dogs

[Moleman]

Im glad you called animal control on that idiot. I feel bad for the poor dog. Dogs are the best pets/friends.

[GovernmentShrinker]

There's something wrong with the laws if animal control, or for that matter any citizen, isn't permitted to do anything about it. Need laws that permit anyone to break a window of a car containing a small child or animal, if outside temperature is above a certain level (say 70 degrees, to be safe). A few well publicized rounds of this, and most people would figure out that it's a lot cheaper to take the child or dog with you. There was a story on here a few months ago about a child left in a car on a hot day -- the person who saw it called police . . . and waited for them to arrive, while the temperature in the car continued to climb!

[CholeraJoe]

Spring loaded center punch. Shatters the window instantly.