Word For The Day, Monday, July 14, 2003

The Verbivores | 7/14/03 | The Teacher

[Laura Earl]

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

[Gabz]

Oh good grief = that's SICK.

but funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NYC GOP Chick]

CJ promised that he won't get worried -- unless they start demanding to be dressed like this:

[Gabz]

Wish there was a special place we could send those people.

Oh, there is - but I would probably get in trouble for saying it - and I so do like my posting privleges here!!!!

[Laura Earl]

That would be going a little far, even for butt pirate pups.

[Laura Earl]

Let's not compromise our posting privileges.

[NYC GOP Chick]

I understand that CJ is fairly lenient and tolerant with them, but that's *probably* too much even for him!

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !!

[CholeraJoe]

They're not gay....just confused.

[Gabz]

That is something I take much care in protecting!!!!!!

[NYC GOP Chick]

Someone is in extreme denial...

[Robert A Cook PE]

What I Did On My Summer Vacation, Part II.

by R.Cook

We went to Florida again for the second part of my summer vacation.

We drove to Florida on the highway. It was a long drive. We left on Saturday after the 4th of july so there was not very much traffic. We ate lunch on Saturday in a tiny place in south GA. It was dirty but didn't smell bad. They didn't have coffee so we had to go next door to the gas station. We also went to the gas station to go.

Then we got to the condo and unpacked. Then we swam and went to the tourist shops. We went to Pizza Hut for supper. We watched a two of movies, read a Star Wars novel, and went to sleep.

Then we woke up and went to church. It was a sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Mass and the choir sand reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy slow. The church had two computer screens to translate what the choir was singing as a powerpoint presentation. They didn't help. Even the priest was slow. We ate lunch after Mass and walked along the beach and swam in the pool and watched another movie. I finished the book and started another one. On Sunday night we ate suppper.

On Monday afternoon we woke up and ate lunch. Then we swam and walked and watched a movie. I finished the Star Wars novel and started an Air Force fiction Tom-Clancy-like novel about Dreamland and bombs and missiles and radars and lasers.

On Tuesday I finished the Air Force novel and drove to the Florida Solar Center near Cape Canaveral. That was a library and a training place. I talked to the director and the professors. They were nice. I got lots of papers from the library. I ate grilled fish at the bar at the Ponce Lighthouse. Veronica hates fish. She didn't go with me to the library; she went swimming and watched movies. I started the third Star Wars novel about the Correllian Crisis Series that night.

Wednesday morning we ate breakfast and swam in the pool. I sat in the sauna and used the exercise room. I finished Book III of the Correllian Crisis at Centerpoint and started on Book II. I like reading novels backwards and from the middle: they are more fun to read that way because you have to figure out who all the characters are and why they are in whatever crisis they are in before you get introduced to them. On Wednesday night we drove to Orlando through thunderstorms and watched a play at Sleuth Dinner Theater and ate supper during the play. We got back late. It was dark.

On Thursday we rented recumbent tricyles and drove up and down the beach on them. We swam and sat in the sauna and watched movies. I finished the second book and started on the first in the series. We ate supper at Fridays.

On Friday we ate lunch and went to Ocala and saw Silver Springs and went on boat rides and rode on jeeps with trailers and saw fish and alligators and animals. The animals smelled bad. They were furry. The alligators ate hotdogs. We ate supper at Bennigans.

On Saturday we packed up the dirty clothes and drove home. We ate at Burger King. We drove on the highway. It was crowded in Jacksonville. There was an accident on the other side of the road. It didn't happen to us. There was construction on the other side of the road in Macon. There was no construction on our side of the road.

[VRWCmember]

Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"

John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You can have it, but it will cost you $100."

After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00 PM on Friday.

Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then John left.

Bill came home about 6:00 PM. He asked his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?"

Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."

Next Bill asked, "Did John give you $100?"

She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back.

[xsmommy]

well you ate at a lot of the same restaurants we eat at, robt. i enjoyed hearing about your vacation. i give you an A+. i have a few questions. what is the point of a recumbent tricycle? i have seen them and people look like weirdos on them. Also, i will say you are odd beyond belief for reading books backwards. oh and why didn't you do the laundry at the condo. when we stay at a condo we do laundry every day so there is nothing to do when we get home.

[xsmommy]

oh and i never got to read Part I. will you be writing that one second as well?

[Argh]

BWAAAAhhahahahah....

[Argh]

Doc, why are you posting pictures of gay guys all over the place?

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! You're on a roll. Sent both of those out.

[xsmommy]

whereas the very manly xspup was given a bad rep for being gay, just because he was neutered, CJ has actual incestuous sodomy going on twixt his pups. and Nycgopchick takes great delight in posting pix of them in flagrante delicto....

[Gabz]

Good grief - they're babies...........they are too young and innocent to understand and they should be allowed to stay that way for as long as possible.