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(vanity) Extremely close call w/cager yesterday
marty_fierro

Posted on 07/10/2003 11:20:39 AM PDT by martin_fierro

Had a very close call at an intersection yesterday with a doddering old woman who ran a red light and puttered across at least four lanes of traffic.

She seemed oblivious to the screeching tires and honking horns. Meanwhile, she almost had me as a hood ornament.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: cager; clueless; dodderingoldfool; motorcyclelist; ranredlight; roadstain; senile
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1 posted on 07/10/2003 11:20:39 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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2 posted on 07/10/2003 11:23:26 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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3 posted on 07/10/2003 11:24:40 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: martin_fierro
If I made a post every time some cage tries to kill me, I'd be spamming the board. ;)
4 posted on 07/10/2003 11:32:12 AM PDT by Liberal Classic (Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentis telum est.)
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To: martin_fierro
We got the back side of our truck crunched by a woman pulling onto the main road we were travelling on. This woman never even looked for oncoming traffic before pulling out.

Come to find out after the cops arrived, the woman was completely DEAF! Who knew they could still drive???

Even years after it has happened, I'm still shaken by it and the lack of people paying attention to their driving, no matter what their age...

5 posted on 07/10/2003 11:37:42 AM PDT by uvular
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To: Liberal Classic

Dainese D-Air Motorcyclist Airbag Vest (still damn pricey at $1500, tho)

6 posted on 07/10/2003 11:38:00 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: martin_fierro
My mother-in-law swore she could get the job done!
She took me for $50!
7 posted on 07/10/2003 11:46:51 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (The Preview button is for wimps!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Ah, but she did not count on my Jedi reflexes, my young padawan learner. <|:)~
8 posted on 07/10/2003 11:52:31 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: martin_fierro
Had a very close call at an intersection yesterday with a doddering old woman who ran a red light and puttered across at least four lanes of traffic.

Several years back, before Indiana had a plastic laminated driver's license, a pal of mine was run into a ditch by an old farmer driving a pickup with sideboards that blocked his view toward the rear of his truck...and with no batwing outside mirrors, of course.

My pal wasn't seriously hurt and his bike was okay, so after uprighting it back on the road, he assured the driver he was okay, but had to see the old fella's license, as he took out his notepad and a pen. Handed the license, he promptly tore it in little shreds, put away his pad and pen, got on his bike and left.

-archy-/-

9 posted on 07/10/2003 12:17:02 PM PDT by archy (Keep in mind that the milk of human kindness comes from a beast that is both cannibal and a vampire.)
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To: martin_fierro
Split-second re-actions triggered by a sharper sense of awareness of what another driver might do. Bikers make better drivers and will probably live longer than those who drive their cars as though they are shot from a sling-shot. Welcome back from the near-dead, martin.
10 posted on 07/10/2003 12:18:18 PM PDT by Eastbound
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To: martin_fierro
Ah, but she did not count on my Jedi reflexes, my young padawan learner. <|:)~

Jed-eye reflexes? Well, wheee-doggies!


11 posted on 07/10/2003 12:20:56 PM PDT by archy (Keep in mind that the milk of human kindness comes from a beast that is both cannibal and a vampire.)
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That has got to be the worst pun of the week. > wuh-wuh <
12 posted on 07/10/2003 1:24:20 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: martin_fierro
The next newfangled motorcycle saftey harness upon impact will look like the girl who chewed the blueberry gum in Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Ithink I'd rather be wearing a Joe Rocket jacket.


13 posted on 07/10/2003 1:33:01 PM PDT by Liberal Classic (Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentis telum est.)
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To: Liberal Classic
Slim puts great faith in one of these.

14 posted on 07/10/2003 1:35:24 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (The Preview button is for wimps!)
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To: Liberal Classic

It saves your life, but then you die of embarassment. <|:)~

15 posted on 07/10/2003 1:36:32 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
A frend of mine has a Roadcrafter suit, and he swears by it. I like my Joe Rocket ventilated, and I can wear my work clothes under it. :)
16 posted on 07/10/2003 1:44:16 PM PDT by Liberal Classic (Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentis telum est.)
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To: Liberal Classic
The one piece roadcrafter goes over street clothes in about 8 seconds. The only problem is when you stop, you know you've got about 10 pounds of nylon on.
17 posted on 07/10/2003 1:46:04 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (The Preview button is for wimps!)
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Glad you are okay martin. I lost a nephew on a bike in '95
18 posted on 07/10/2003 1:58:26 PM PDT by cmsgop (Has anyone seen my Schwab ?)
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Sorry for your loss.

It only takes a close call like yesterday's to bring one's vulnerability out of the abstract. I still shudder to think what might've happened had I not been as quick as I was.
19 posted on 07/10/2003 2:06:19 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: martin_fierro
Add me to the list of people who're glad you're OK, martin. Been riding for almost half a century with some close calls myself (bears, deer, idiot drivers, a couple of 18 wheelers and a runaway sofa) with no accidents yet. You do the same!
20 posted on 07/10/2003 2:07:24 PM PDT by pt17
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