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1 posted on 07/09/2003 10:16:07 AM PDT by LayoutGuru2
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To: LayoutGuru2
Someone got an email
2 posted on 07/09/2003 10:16:37 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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To: LayoutGuru2
It reads:
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.




Please try the following:

Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).

To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.



Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
Find more on Weapons of Mass Destruction.

3 posted on 07/09/2003 10:19:21 AM PDT by Clara Lou (WHEN I’M PRESIDENT, WE’LL HAVE EXECUTIVE ORDERS to overcome any wrong thing the Supreme Court does)
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To: All
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender comes up and says "Hey pal, what will it be?"

The horse orders a beer.

A few minutes later, John Kerry walks in and sits at the bar. The bartender walks up and says "Hey pal, cheer up. Why the long face?"

I'll stop if you guys will donate and get us over our fundraising goal

4 posted on 07/09/2003 10:19:54 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: LayoutGuru2
Fifth posting...
5 posted on 07/09/2003 10:20:00 AM PDT by TomServo (Free Illbay!!)
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To: LayoutGuru2
Here it is:

a:link {font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:red} a:visited {font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:#4e4e4e}

These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed

The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.

Please try the following:

  • Click the refresh.gif (82 bytes) Regime change button, or try again later.
  • If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
  • To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
  • If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
    If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
    click Detect Settings Detect weapons
  • Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
  • If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
  • Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.


Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer

Find more on Weapons of Mass Destruction.


9 posted on 07/09/2003 10:26:40 AM PDT by Jeff Head
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To: LayoutGuru2
it's still working.......
10 posted on 07/09/2003 10:27:31 AM PDT by sfvgt
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To: LayoutGuru2
Or, just click HERE
11 posted on 07/09/2003 10:27:58 AM PDT by Jeff Head
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To: LayoutGuru2
Google won't disable it. It has nothing to do with them. The web page designer is just clever enough to have designed his page with the correct key words and words in the body to beat out the competition. I have a web site on the web right now that will be the return on the "I Feel Lucky" button by typing in three legitimate search terms. (I say legitimate because people find my that site all the time using those terms).

This fellow is just having a laugh by being smarter than his competition in designing his page.

17 posted on 07/09/2003 10:41:05 AM PDT by Prodigal Son
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To: LayoutGuru2
I just got this today too! Cute! Thanks for posting this.
(I like the NYT one too).

LOL!
18 posted on 07/09/2003 10:54:32 AM PDT by alwaysconservative ("Without real freedom, there can be no real truth")
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