Kitty Caption of the Week VIII - Dinner Time (Humor/Meow Alerts)

23 June 2003 | PetroniDE

[PetroniDE]

This edition of "Kitty Caption of the Week" is a picture that you haven't seen before.
Looks like one of the Houston Freepers (Humblegunner) had some BBQ over the weekend.
His master (Joe, the cat) also enjoys BBQ with perhaps one minor exception.

Joe likes the meat VERY RARE, perhaps with a little capnip for seasoning.

[PetroniDE]

Hey -- That looks like one of my cats !!!!

[newgeezer]

"What do you mean I'm next if I don't stop clawing the furniture? By the way, where's ol' Tabby today?"

[w_over_w]

Hey -- That looks like one of my cats !!!!

It is! He took your digital camera, snapped the shot and then emailed it to me. I think he's upset cause you never post his pictures on the Kitty Thread. Tch . . . Tch . . . Tch . . .

[PetroniDE]

That one is a "SHE"....Actually closer to an "IT" since she is fixed.

[dighton]

Wherrrrrrrrres the Beef!

Here, kitty!

[humblegunner]

Just my luck all my relatives will show up for a piece of my beast. : Heere they come!

Hey, that kitty could be Joe's brother!

[w_over_w]

In the words of Keith Jackson . . . OHHHH! MYYYYY!

[w_over_w]

. . . correction, In the words of Dick Enberg, "OHHHH MYYYY!"

In the words of Keith Jackson, "Whoaaa Nelly."

[humblegunner]

He likes butcher paper, too.. it makes a crinkley noise.

"Come and take it, baby..."

It's hard to get perspective from these shots, but Joe is NOT a small cat.
'Bout the size of a medium-grade dog.

[Reaganesque]

Wait, didn't I see something like this on "CSI" last night?

[w_over_w]

Joe is NOT a small cat.

DUH!!

Look at size of that boys paws!!

[humblegunner]

Look at size of that boys paws!!

The steaks were an effort to spare the squirrel population.
He wants protien, and formerly disassembled squirrels by the gross
and lefy only the tails. He thinks they are gazelles or something. He's mellowed now.

[Lady Jag]

That's right. They were taking turns with the camera at the family reunion behind Wendy's last week. You didn't hear about it?

[humblegunner]

You didn't hear about it?

Nobody tells me anything.
"Oh, yeah, we had your camera.. .you need batteries"
Thanks much, I'll see to it...

[SAMWolf]

Bump

[Allegra]

Hey, that kitty could be Joe's brother!

So could Finbar.

[freedomlover]

Well I guess if you have no fish some roast beast will do.

Please load it up here.

[Allegra]

BEAUTIFUL kitty!

[Allegra]

PING..so you can see this week's Kitty/Caption thread.

[Ready4Freddy]

Thanks, Allegra!

Neither my torty, nor the calico, were ever big on human food (they grew up on NutroMax dry food), but they each have (had in the case of Grinelda :( ) one favorite - the torty loves tomato paste, and Grin loved pineapple sherbet. Wierd! :)