[Just another Joe]

And afterward, another joke.


There's a bear chasing a rabbit in the woods to catch and eat him when they come across a golden frog. They think this is an amazing discovery and they are even more amazed when it talks to them.

The golden frog admits that he doesn't often meet people, but when he Does he gives them
six wishes. He tells them that they can have 3 wishes each.

The bear immediately asks that all the other bears in the forest be female. Which the frog
immediately does.

The rabbit after thinking for a while, asks for a crash helmet and one appears, which he
places on his head.The bear is amazed at this, but carries on with his next wish, he asks
that all the bears in the neighbouring forests be female as well, and thus it is so!

The rabbit then wishes that he could have a motorcycle, it appears Before him, and he climbs
on board and starts revving the engine. The bear cannot believe it, he remarks to the rabbit
that he has wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.

Shaking his head, he makes his final wish, 'That all the other bears in the world be female as
well.The frog replies that it has been done and they both turn to the rabbit for his last wish.

The rabbit revs up the engine and thinks for a second and then says:- "I wish for the bear to
be gay!" and promptly drives off as fast as he can!

[Just another Joe]

Here's another joke.

A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they
did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have
his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR
APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the
whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and
enclosed a note:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the
amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:

(1.) it had neven been occupied;
(2.) that there was plenty of heat;
(3.) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home......

Last night, however, I found that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat,
and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following
note:

Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied
indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the
space, the apartment is indeed of regular size but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
please don't blame the landlord.