[Just another Joe]

Here's another joke.

A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they
did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have
his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR
APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the
whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and
enclosed a note:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the
amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:

(1.) it had neven been occupied;
(2.) that there was plenty of heat;
(3.) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home......

Last night, however, I found that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat,
and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following
note:

Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied
indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the
space, the apartment is indeed of regular size but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
please don't blame the landlord.

[Just another Joe]

Here come's another one set.

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