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To: Just another Joe
Another installment coming up.

Wisconsin's tobacco-settlement payments will use ALL of the money for this years budget!~whew
Smoke screen/Phillip Morris Wants The FDA to regulate cigarettes
Online cigarette sales light up
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Lawyers find new target: The Big Mac
Supply-Side Smokers
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Tobacco fees: one brave judge
Internet Smoke Shops Lure Tax-Averse Cigarette Buyers
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MICHIGAN SMOKERS' CONTRIBUTION TO THE STATE ECONOMY - 2001
Shame on you, teen smokers' mom says
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"I'M ASHAMED OF THIS" Interview with a 'copter Wildfire Fighter.
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(Property rights)-- The forgotten fundamental right
Italians Propose Health Warnings for Cigarette Scenes
5 cent tax per bullet on agenda in CA, smoking age to 21, suing gun manufacturers-Legislative alert
With their fanatical zeal, you have to wonder how far busybodies will go
Cigarette smuggling
STARTLING SMOKE $IGNALS
New Tax Lowers N.Y. Cigarette Sales
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Tax Addiction
Bloomberg Seeks to Ban Smoking in Every Restaurant and Bar

42 posted on 06/20/2003 1:43:24 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: All
And afterward, another joke.


There's a bear chasing a rabbit in the woods to catch and eat him when they come across a golden frog. They think this is an amazing discovery and they are even more amazed when it talks to them.

The golden frog admits that he doesn't often meet people, but when he Does he gives them
six wishes. He tells them that they can have 3 wishes each.

The bear immediately asks that all the other bears in the forest be female. Which the frog
immediately does.

The rabbit after thinking for a while, asks for a crash helmet and one appears, which he
places on his head.The bear is amazed at this, but carries on with his next wish, he asks
that all the bears in the neighbouring forests be female as well, and thus it is so!

The rabbit then wishes that he could have a motorcycle, it appears Before him, and he climbs
on board and starts revving the engine. The bear cannot believe it, he remarks to the rabbit
that he has wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.

Shaking his head, he makes his final wish, 'That all the other bears in the world be female as
well.The frog replies that it has been done and they both turn to the rabbit for his last wish.

The rabbit revs up the engine and thinks for a second and then says:- "I wish for the bear to
be gay!" and promptly drives off as fast as he can!
43 posted on 06/20/2003 1:45:40 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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