[Just another Joe]

Another joke

The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrow attention as they
checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eight sharp, the groom came into the dining room
whistling a gay tune, sat down at a table and ordered ham and eggs. The smile on his face and the
twinkle in his eye told everybody present that he was happy and confident.

Fifteen minutes later the young bride slowly trudged into the dining room and seated herself across
from her 70-year old. Her face was drawn and her voice weak as she ordered toast and coffee.

The groom, now finished, excused himself and strolled into the lobby for his morning cigar.

As the waitress approached with the bride's toast and coffee, she said, "Honey, I don't understand it.
Here you are a young bride with an old husband, looking like you've encountered a buzz saw."

"That guy," said the bride, "double crossed me. He told me he saved up for 60 years and I thought he
was talking about money!"

[Just another Joe]

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