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City of Dallas bans smoking in most public places
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Shame on You America-Hating Liberals
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Group meets to bring back Pueblo smoking ban (FReeper help, please)
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130 posted on 06/20/2003 8:48:16 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Just another Joe
Another joke

The teacher called on Johnny to solve the next question. "There are 3 ducks sitting on a fence", she
said, "and the farmer comes out and shoots one of them. How many are still on the fence?.

Johnny thinks a second and says "none".

The Teacher asked him how he figured that. "Well, he said, when the farmer shot the first duck, the
noise scared the other 2 and they flew away".

The teacher said "That's not really the answer I was looking for but I like your thinking".

Then Johnny says "Now can I ask you one?".

The teacher said okay. Johnny says "There are 3 women with an ice cream cone in their hands. One
is chewing it, one is biting it and one is licking it. Which one is married?.

The teacher says, "Why, the one that's licking it" to which Johnny answered "Wrong. It's the one with
the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking..."
131 posted on 06/20/2003 8:50:52 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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