[Just another Joe]

Then another set.

State (Ohio) may target booze, cigarettes (Again!)
Bend Proposes to Outlaw Body Odor on City Buses
Cigarette Robberies Smoking in Chesterfield (Virginia)
Fla. cigar industry challenges no smoking law
U of M Will Go Smoke Free
Perdue Proposes Hike in Sin Taxes in GA
ISSUE OF EASY AVOIDANCE OF STATE CIGARETTE TAXES IS BEGINNING TO BOIL OVER
Pueblo Smoking Ban Suspended
Groups question tobacco ban: Measure would make it a misdemeanor crime to sell or use product
WHO Unveils Anti-tobacco Pact
California Prisons Experiment with Smoking Ban
The Totalitarian Impulse
TAX HIKE SLOWS CIG SALES
Judge who won't butt out given smoking chamber
Caldwell (Idaho) Representative Wants To Triple Cigarette Tax
Smoking ban a Pueblo issue, say supporters
Tempe smoking ban goes undercover
Legislators resume smoking debate Tuesday (Delaware)
Kids' crusade against fat: Special Report
Freepers are the BEST
NEW YORK CITY MAYOR FUMED OVER 'SMOKING' ON STAGE AT STONES CONCERT
State moving forward on lower-fire-risk cigarette law
City Seeks to Recoup Tax Money From Internet Cigarette Vendors
Up in Smoke / Did the Smoking Ban Create the Cigar Frenzy?
More Lunacy {Banning smokers and fat people}
Beatles CD's/Posters altered to remove cigarettes
Delaware LP joins forces to fight anti-smoking law
Trial Of Class-Action Cigarette Lawsuit Under Way Plaintiffs Seek Money To Quit
NORTH DAKOTA LEGISLATURE: Tobacco ban gets lit up in House
Bloomberg Booed As 2,100 New Cops Graduate
Federal Judge Throws Out Lawsuit Against McDonald's
Parents abuse children by smoking, group says

[Just another Joe]

Another joke

The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrow attention as they
checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eight sharp, the groom came into the dining room
whistling a gay tune, sat down at a table and ordered ham and eggs. The smile on his face and the
twinkle in his eye told everybody present that he was happy and confident.

Fifteen minutes later the young bride slowly trudged into the dining room and seated herself across
from her 70-year old. Her face was drawn and her voice weak as she ordered toast and coffee.

The groom, now finished, excused himself and strolled into the lobby for his morning cigar.

As the waitress approached with the bride's toast and coffee, she said, "Honey, I don't understand it.
Here you are a young bride with an old husband, looking like you've encountered a buzz saw."

"That guy," said the bride, "double crossed me. He told me he saved up for 60 years and I thought he
was talking about money!"