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Posted on 06/16/2003 9:46:56 AM PDT by jigsaw
Taglinus FreeRepublicus (15th Edition)
Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.
Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~
We create the future with our words, with our thoughts, with our deeds, and with our beliefs. Harmless Teddy Bear, 6/8
My tagline beat the snot out of your honor student. Chancellor Palpatine, 6/8
I've come to appreciate the value of a good divorce!! trussell, 6/8
Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker? TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!, 6/8
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. CARDINALRULES, 6/8
Wedding: A funeral where you get to smell your own flowers. TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!, 6/8
Why buy cologne when you can wipe yourself with a magazine? TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!, 6/8
Let us cross over the river, and rest in the shade of the trees... jonascord, 6/8
Your Momma SO FAT, when she wear a "Malcom X" tee shirt, helicopters land on her back. Jhoffa_, 6/8
Screaming yellow zonkers ! dorben, 6/8
Airbrush Hillary out of Politics. oceanperch, 6/8
Save the Krill! Kill a whale! the gillman@blacklagoon.com, 6/5
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Judith Anne, 6/9
What is past is prologue. Joe Brower, 6/9
Rummy on WMD: We haven't found Saddam Hussein yet, but I don't see anyone saying HE didn't exist. cgk, 6/9
This tagline is classified, please enter password. putupon, 6/9
Half the time Hillary Clinton looks like a sheep-killing dog..........the other half a stewed skunk. Osage Orange, 6/9
POLICE TAGLINE DO NOT CROSS POLICE TAGLINE DO NOT CROSS POLICE TAGLINE DO NOT CROSS POLICE TAGLINE D Lazamataz, 6/9
Not all those who wander are lost. HairOfTheDog, 6/9
Use your tax rebate to buy American! Sunshine55, 6/9
Semper Fi .. Support FRee Republic .. Know Your Enemies! And what they think of you. NormsRevenge, 6/9
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician. b4its2late, 6/9
Mary...November 11, 1964 - 7 June, 2003--May you rest in eternal peace. Sweet_Sunflower29, 6/9
Time to deClintonize the State Department! Ernest_at_the_Beach, 6/9
May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather! Frank_Discussion, 6/9
Do not bet against the success of freedom. ~GWB 5/9/03 kayak, 6/9
Have You Forgotten? McGruff, 6/9
American jobs need balanced trade - WE BUY FROM YOU, YOU BUY FROM US. ex-snook, 6/9
For more news as it happens, stay tuned to your local FReeper station......... MindBender26, 6/9
God Bless our President, those with him & our troops. netmilsmom, 6/9
Hey Lhama, how about something for the effort? blackdog, 6/9
Christ died for the ungodly. A.J.Armitage, 6/9
Deathly afraid in Sheep bleep Falls, Maine. metesky, 6/9
Not enough words in FR taglines to adequately describe the dimensions of Hillary's thunderous thighs. dirtboy, 6/9
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. ~P.J. dixiechick2000, 6/9
Respect is either a two way street, or not at all. ~SFC Ash - U.S.Army 1979. Only1choice____Freedom, 6/9
My name is Matt Foley and I live in a VAN down by the RIVER. Saturnalia, 6/9
Java/C++/Unix/Web Developer looking for next gig. SauronOfMordor, 6/9
Don't be a sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep. sistergoldenhair, 6/9
FR - the truth, and nothing but the truth.........getting to the bottom of journalistic bias. goodnesswins, 6/9
A Pox on your Monkey. PoorMuttly, 6/9
I hope there are lots of pics in hillary's book since anyone dumb enough to buy it surely can't read. TheRedSoxWinThePennant, 6/9
If posted my comment would look like this. apackof2, 6/9
Hope is not a method. ~Gen. Hugh Shelton grapeape, 6/9
Did BaBa WaWa's Hitlery Interview Show a B. S. Meter? TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!, 6/9
I only smoke when I drink, I smoke a pack a day! CSM, 6/10
How's about a Palestinian state inside France? It could be called "Francenstine"... veronica, 6/10
When the truth comes out, Hillary will blame her ghostwriters! arasina, 6/10
People can exist without government but government can't exist without people. William Terrell, 6/10
FREE THE STATES. Repudiate the 17th amendment! Xthe17th, 6/10
Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says. PetroniDE, 6/10
Peace through strength, not through empty words. toothseaquer, 6/10
WOMEN: Remember, as you get older you no longer have hot flashes. You now have power surges. b4its2late, 6/10
What kind of bait should I use on my tag line... tubebender, 6/10
I'm not a victim, I am a conservative and if you get to close, I just may bite. MattMa, 6/10
No, I'm NOT a Professor. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night! ALS, 6/10
No sane person wants war, but oppressors want oppression. Friend of thunder, 6/10
I like puppies, but I don't think I could eat a whole one. ~Anonymous DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 6/10
The chickens always come home to roost........unless they are eaten by the racoons. mlmr, 6/10
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin Fintan, 6/10
Teamsters Against Dues for Dems. Chilijr, 6/10
Liberty * Liberalism = Constant Jay D. Dyson, 6/10
How do stormtroopers use the restroom? Junior, 6/10
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer. najida, 6/10
Proud to be humble. ovrtaxt, 6/10
Once you stop testing yourself, you get slow. When that happens they kill you. ~Young Guns Dan from Michigan, 6/11
Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions. Calpernia, 6/11
My other tagline is a Federation starship. ABGanybody but Gore, 6/11
President Hillary? Do you know your State's Secession Plans? The Raven, 6/11
Don't shoot Mongo, you'll only make him mad. Finalapproach29er, 6/11
I like PEACE ...and there's nothing more peaceful than a dead terrorist! TheRightGuy, 6/11
Because I'm the mom and I said so! Amelia, 6/11
"Have Word Processor, Will Travel" reads the card of a man ... strela, 6/11
Fed up with the CORRUPT liberal media. PoisedWoman, 6/11
DCI--Art, Athleticism, and Music rolled into one jaw-dropping package! TheBattman, 6/11
Help KY elect a Republican Governor. Donate at http://www.fletcher2003.com/contribute.htm BlueOneGolf, 6/11
Here's to Hillary's book sinking like the Clinton 2000 economy. bmwcyle, 6/11
If you don’t win, you don’t get to put your principles into practice. ~David Horowitz. hchutch, 6/11
Don't get excited about a tax cut. It's like a mugger giving you back fare for a taxi. CatAtomic, 6/11
The environment is too complex and too important to be managed by politics. Carry_Okie, 6/11
Why does this tag line keep showing up? Fzob, 6/12
I'm not mad, red is my natural skin color. Flurry, 6/12
Yes I said 'bimp' you silly english pig-dog poofter. Mr. K, 6/12
Thank you to all our brave soldiers, past and present, for your faithful service to our country. rintense, 6/12
Trueblackman <----------------------------creator of the word "frinking" Trueblackman, 6/12
Remember -- only you can prevent fundraisers. become a monthly donor. glock rocks, 6/12
RPH & oil field trash and proud of it. cpdiii, 6/12
Sigh... i want hubby back home now. business trips suck. honeygrl, 6/12
Hitch your wagon to a star, and fill it with phlegm. palmer, 6/12
Please support BACTERIA... For some people it's all the culture they have! Johnny Gage, 6/12
My tag line is following me... bentfeather, 6/12
Age and deceit beat youth and skill. Valin, 6/12
Evil Old White Devil Californian Grampa for big Al Sharpton and Nader in primaries! Grampa Dave, 6/12
Take my tag line! please! isthisnickcool, 6/12
I don't believe in coincidences! Pro-Bush, 6/12
Please don't flame me, I'm so delicate. putupon, 6/12
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour but heaven knows I'm miserable now. KneelBeforeZod, 6/13
So little time - so many FLAMES to light !! genefromjersey, 6/13
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. Farnham, 6/13
What does it take to make government shrink? Oberon, 6/13
1 Left goes the wrong way, 2 Lefts go backwards, and 3 Lefts will make you dizzy. visualops, 6/13
Never mind Phil the Barber. What does Greg Packer think? hellinahandcart, 6/13
You cannot be a victim and a hero simultaneously. ~Hon. Clarence Thomas. Blue Scourge, 6/13
God's divine and all-knowing punishment for the Clintons: America loves George W. Bush. lawgirl, 6/13
I must be all here, because I'm not all there! Poohbah, 6/13
Maybe Simon should have conducted a recall campaign instead of an election campaign. Dahoser, 6/14
Safety is NO Accident! donmeaker, 6/14
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. Texas Lizard, 6/14
The Clintons stole more national treasures from the White House than were stolen from Iraqi Museums. gitmo, 6/14
Kosovo is Secure! -- www.pedalinpeace.org PiP PiP Cherrio, 6/14
It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your hips. b4its2late, 6/14
Stamp out leadership by lack of example. RushLake, 6/14
What handbasket? And where did you say we were going? najida, 6/14
Bush Cheney '04 - VICTORY IN '04 -- $4 for '04 - www.GeorgeWBush.com/donate/ PhiKapMom, 6/14
http://www.CookingWithCarlo.com carlo3b, 6/11
Those who don't believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth. stanz, 6/14
Live in the dark, and the world is threatening. ~ Disturbed ~ LurkedLongEnough, 6/14
Mother of Twins Motto: "A waist is a terrible thing to mind...." Mygirlsmom, 6/14
Rumble Thee Forth... UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide, 6/14
Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it. ~Jeff Cooper PLMerite, 6/15
No mans life liberty or property is safe when the legislature is in session. ~Mark Twain. Kozak, 6/15
Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, air-burst artillery and thermonuclear weapons. steveegg, 6/15
Stop reading my tag line. Steel Wolf, 6/15
Anti-idiotarian. ganeshpuri89, 6/15
.308 "reach out and thump someone " & .50 cal Browning "reach out & CRUSH someone" Nebr FAL owner, 6/15
Retired US Navy now living in Philippines where the Mountains meet the Sea in the Land of Smiles. Terp, 6/15
The Saudis are our friends, they want us in Heaven as soon as possible. Courier, 6/15
And those that cried Appease! Appease! are hanged by those they tried to please! Let's Roll, 6/15
One by one, we're ridding the world of vermin. RATs are next!! BOBTHENAILER, 6/15
Click Any Ship Icons to Link to Our "After-Cruise Report Buzz & Pics" Thread ! MinuteGal, 6/15
Tag Error, delete all corrupted tag files and happily press CTRL/ALT/DELETE. humblegunner, 6/15
I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child. patton, 6/15
Conservative by nature... Republican by spirit... Patriot by heart... AND... ANTI-Liberal by GOD! Jim Robinson, 6/15
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Good job Jigsaw . Some of these are terrific !
I stole this, jigsaw, from another freeper's post - I thought it was one of the most sensible things I had read this year.
So I made it my tagline.
But durned if I remember who wrote it - wish I did.
Wouldn't want to cause another scandal, or anything.
Due to the recent concerns about plagiarism, I've now attributed my tagline. ;-)
I accept but pass this great achievement onto the forgotten ones- The Serbs, whose voice will thunder through the valley of Purgatory, only becoming more mighty.
Boze Pravde, Moj Srbija
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