IMHO (In My Humble Opinion) © Unshackled

In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton should make amends to America by arranging a fishing trip for Hillary with Scott Peterson. (Hillary could give our regards to Lucca Brazzi.)

In my humble opinion Hillary’s book should be called “Nothing new. Nothing true.”

In my humble opinion, there should be an automatic life sentence for making anything go "boom!"

In my humble opinion, Arabs are a species of bug – and even if they aren’t, they should be squashed anyway.

In my humble opinion, Jayson Blair notwithstanding, Bill Clinton is still the main gauge of how many career miles can be squeezed out of a lie.

In my humble opinion, Al Franken is moronic and ugly – but not necessarily in that order.

In my humble opinion, on his best day on this planet, Yasser Arafat looks like Dorian Gray’s passport photo.

In my humble opinion, Hillary Clinton has a smile that can curdle embalming fluid.

In my humble opinion, there is one really good thing about Jesse Jackson - which has yet to occur to me.

In my humble opinion, a homosexual has become a bishop of the Episcopal Church. Now he can slip into one of those long gowns without waiting for the Gay Pride Parade.

In my humble opinion, Howell Raines should take over as Editor of The Tanganyika Times where his favoritism will be a little less noticeable. (After years of hearing the expression “the white man’s burden”, Jayson Blair has finally given the world a name that goes with it.)

In my humble opinion, Hans Blix should have taken Monica Lewinsky with him to Iraq. If nothing else she could have found a few Weapons of Mass Ejaculation.

In my humble opinion, the Israelis are finding out they can’t count on the word of George Bush any more than the conservatives who voted for him.

In my humble opinion, it’s a toss up which Chelsea Clinton hates to admit most – that she’s the daughter of Bill and Hillary, or that she’s the Fourth Dixie Chick.

In my humble opinion, Richard Gephart's extravagant new medical care plan includes money to buy additional bedpans that the orderlies can use as Frisbees in the hospital parking lot.

In my humble opinion, there is something wrong with Bush letting the lights stay on at night during our air raids on Baghdad while Gray Davis was letting the lights go out at night all over California.

In my humble opinion, America needs another Clinton in the White House like a tourist in Mexico needs an enema.

In my humble opinion, you can be sure, in times of tragedy, even though Bill Clinton is laughing on the outside, he’s also laughing on the inside.

In my humble opinion, Martha Stewart is getting leaned on by the Feds because she’s smart, white, and probably changed her mind about “putting out” for Bill Clinton.

In my humble opinion, the only remarkable thing about Barbara Walters is her ability to say, “Say it isn’t so” with her eyebrows,

In my humble opinion, it’s time to cut through the bulls**t and re-name Washington D.C. the District of Clinton.

In my humble opinion, having forced South Carolina to take down its Confederate flag, the NAACP will next demand the Washington Monument be made available for Oprah Winfrey to use as a mooring mast.

In my humble opinion, Bubba’s upcoming book should be called, “Bill Clinton’s Rectalization of American Politics”. It should be reviewed in The Proctologists’ Quarterly - and they could shove up their back page.

In my humble opinion, whatever the gooks did to John McCain in the Hanoi Hilton, it doesn’t seem to have rehabilitated him.

In my humble opinion, whether Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction or not, Saddam Hussein needed killing.

In my humble opinion, a recent poll reveals, as the Democrat nominee for President, Carol Mosely Braun would win ninety percent of the black vote. The poll also showed she would win one hundred percent of the black vote if she changed her name to Idi Mosely Amin.

In my humble opinion, every time Senator Robert Byrd makes a speech he proves that you’re never too old to be too old.

In my humble opinion, the program of giving a tax refund to a person who does not pay any tax should be called Recipient Oink–ism.

In my humble opinion, The South should keep in mind that Grant did not let Lee keep his sword and his honor just so that someday Maxine Waters could metaphorically pull down his pants.

In my humble opinion, if elephants can get along without ankles so can Hillary Clinton, Should she decide to run in 2004, she will give new meaning to the term “stumping.”

In my humble opinion, Kofi Annan couldn’t care less about what’s happening in Iraq, as long as someone comes to his office every day and puts down fresh straw. (He never had it so good.)

In my humble opinion, it’s beginning to look as though the only ones who still “Remember the Alamo” are the Mexicans.

In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton is not only the first black President but also America’s first white tar baby.

In my humble opinion, life in this country would improve immeasurably if we could find a way to stop the government and the media from acting as shills for each other.

Norman Liebmann is a columnist and former Television writer (Johnny Carson, Dean Martin; wrote and produced Chico and the Man, and created the characters for The Munsters - who are all named after his relatives). Please visit his website ... Firehat.com --- a treasure trove of articles and humor.

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RENO: A Love Letter - of sorts
ARLINGTON CEMETERY - In By Ten, Out By Four -
DON'T STEP IN THE CLINTON LEGACY
NO MORE MISTER NICE GAY
KEEPING IT UP WITH THE CLINTONS
THE ZOMBIE GENERAL (Educating Reno)
THE ROCKY HORROR CLINTON SHOW (A President and His Pants)
UBIQUITOUS THE FIRST (The Little President Who's Always There)
THIS JUST IN:
RENO: THE FLUNKY-GENERAL
THE DECLINE AND FALL OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CLINTON
MORE ABOUT ARKANSAS - THAN ANYONE EVER REALLY WANTED TO KNOW
WILLIAM THE TAMPERER
THE WIZARD OF OOZE
A CULPRIT MEDIA
FELLATIO: A FACE FULL OF CLINTON
LIBERALISM: THE GREAT WHATIZIT!!!
MEDIA: THE EMPIRE DOESN'T STRIKE BACK
JOIHN GLENN'S BODY LIES A-MOULDERIN' OUT IN SPACE
CLINTON, WOMEN, AND WAR
WE AGAINST THEM
WOODRUFF AND SHAW: A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE
CULTURE RAPE
ONE FOR THE GROPER
KAMA SUTRA U
RE-INVENTING SLAVERY
SIC TRANSIT GLORIA STEINEM
OUT OF AFRICA ...AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON
ARKANSLUDGE
THE SWEET SMELL OF FASCISM
IT WILL NOT SURPRISE ME IF ...
NO MORE "MR.NICE GUY"
TOUCHING THE BASES
POISONING HISTORY
THE INFOGAP
RENO REDUX
RE-INVENTING TREASON
BUBBA'S "BOOMERS"
Bill Clinton, the media, and other UNPLEASANTRIES
LOW FARCE IN HIGH PLACES
HOW SMALL IS IT?
"BEIJING BILL"
TARGETS OF OPPORTUNITY
WILL THE REAL HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON PLEASE STAND UP?
INCIDENTAL INTELLIGENCE
WILLIAM JEFFERSON HALFWAY
MEDIA MOUTH
MORE "THIS JUST IN"
HAIL TO THE CREEP - AND ADDENDA
WFOTUS (WORST FAMILY OF THE UNITED STATES)
...AND STILL MORE:"THIS JUST IN"
BUBBA AND HIS PEN PALS
EASY LIES
ARKANSAS AND HOW IT GOT THAT WAY
JANET RUIN-O
SCATTERSHOT
PUPPY LUST
IF TODAY IS TUESDAY THIS MUST BE HELL
THE DATING GAME PRESIDENT
PROMISES, PROMISES
THE ELITE BEAT A NEAT RETREAT
SPEAKING THE UNSPEAKABLE
OMAR (BUBBA) THE TENT BOMBER
THE RETURN OF THIS JUST IN
EMBARRASSING JEHOVAH
SON OF "THIS JUST IN"
PERFIDY ON THE POTOMAC
SENDING ROSES TO THE GESTAPO
CONSIDER ...
THE REVENGE OF "THIS JUST IN"
LIFESTYLES OF THE SMUG AND SMARMY
J'ACCUSE REVISiTED
BILL CLINTON: SATAN'S PUNK
ANOTHER DOSE OF "THIS JUST IN"
STOP THE MEDIA: I WANT TO GET OFF
BILL CLINTON: THE COME STAIN KID
THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF "THIS JUST IN"
TRENT LOTT: CLINTON'S EUNUCH
SCORN
THE U.S. SENATE: COURTING DISGRACE
LIKE FLYNN: THIS JUST IN
THE USUAL SUSPECTS
THE UNITED STATES SENATE IN DISGRACE ...AND LOVING IT
BY INVITATION OF THE U.S.SENATE HITLER'S BACK IN TOWN
THE UNPARDONABLE PRESS
A RELAPSE OF THIS JUST IN
PUT ME IN A ROOM ...
BILL CLINTON AND THE KISS-ASS PRESS
THE U.S. SENATE: ANIMAL, VEGETABLE, OR URINAL?
BILL CLINTON: WIMP WARRIOR
CLINTON UBER ALLES!
ANOTHER SHIPMENT OF "THIS JUST IN":
GUNS AND THE GARGOYLE
ARKANSAS: AMERICA'S CORNCRIB OF CORRUPTION
PROGRAMMUS INTERRUPTUS: "THIS JUST IN:"
RACISM: CLINTON'S CARCINOMA
A GORE PRESIDENCY? FROM WHITEWATER TO DISHWATER
"THIS JUST IN" - MARCHES ON
MEDIA: THE INFORMATION ABOMINATION
"THIS JUST IN": STILL DOIN' ITS THING
THE JUDAS PRESS
BILL CLINTON: CHEAPENING DEATH
ANOTHER OUTBREAK OF "THIS JUST IN:"
MS.FITS
IN HOT PURSUIT OF "THIS JUST IN:"
F'GET IT, MAXINE
BILL ("COLOR ME FASCIST") CLINTON
INSIDE THIS JUST IN
JUJU JOURNALISM
WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY AND HE IS STROBE
"THIS JUST IN:" (ROLLS ON)
PEST CONTROL
BOXER AND FEINSTEIN - YENTA POWER!
BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS - "THIS JUST IN:"
U.S. JOURNALISM - HARLOT HOUSE
IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM DARE TO ..
MINCING DOWN THE AISLE ... IN THE NEW VERMONT
THIS JUST IN: 2000
DR. CLINTONSTEIN'S "IT"
FREEDOM FROM THE PRESS
BACK ON TRACK WITH THIS JUST IN:
MALICE AFORETHOUGHT
ALICE ROOSEVELT LONGWORTH - PASSED ON - BUT STILL PISSED OFF
ANOTHER SPOONFUL OF "THIS JUST IN"
BILL CLINTON: THE AGONY OF THE LEGACY
ODDS AND ENDS
YELLOWISM
"THIS JUST IN:" UPDATE ON THE ENEMY
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE - "STEENKIN' BADGES"
SPEAKING THE UNSPEAKABLE
"THIS JUST IN:" BACK ON LINE
BILL CLINTON: THE ONCE AND FUTURE TRAITOR
BAG LADIES AND BIMBOS ABOUNDING
"THIS JUST IN:" INTRUSION INFUSION
GOT BLOOD?
THE GENERATION THAT WENT BOOM
THE ESSENTIAL "THIS JUST IN:"
THE TWILIGHT OF THE HOGS
THE AGONY AND THE ORTHODOXY
BASICALLY - "THIS JUST IN:"
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - MAKE IT GO AWAY!
THE CHRONIC "THIS JUST IN:"
THE MEDIA IN ITS SEASON OF DESCENT
A FURTHER ENCROACHMENT OF "THIS JUST IN:"
BILL CLINTON PRESENTS ARMAGEDDON
"THIS JUST IN:" RIDES AGAIN!
CLINTON'S JEWS
"THIS JUST IN:" RE-SURFACES
PEOPLE TO WHOM CIVILIZATION DOESN'T OWE A GADDAMNED THING!
JESSIE JACKSONS'S RACIZZZZMMMMMM
THE U.S. SENATE: A CIRCUS THAT WON'T LEAVE TOWN
THE DEMOCRAT PARTY: A POLITICAL CUSPIDOR
JESSE JACKSON: "KEEP SEX ALIVE!"
"THIS JUST IN:" DRILLS ON
SO MANY VILLAINS - SO LITTLE TIME
GEORGE W. BUSH: CLINTON'S THIRD TERM
"THIS JUST IN:" HUMS ALONG
NEW YORK, NEW YORK GOMORRAH-ON-THE-HUDSON
THIS JUST IN: DRIVES ANOTHER WEDGE
JUST SAY "NO" TO TREASON
"THIS JUST IN:" UNBOUND
IMHO (in my humble opinion)
THE RUBAIYAT OF GEORGE W. BUSH
"THIS JUST IN:" ITEMIZES AGAIN
IMHO (in my humble opinion) REVISITED
QUITTERS
IMHO (in my humble opinion) UNDILUTED
GEORGE W. MUSH (an assessment)
"THIS JUST IN:" FORGES AHEAD
IMHO (in my humble opinion) - UNADULTERATED
GEORGE W. BUSH: UPHILL SKIER
GEORGE W. BUSH TAMPERS ON
THIS JUST IN: READY WHEN YOU ARE
IMHO - (in my humble opinion) UNVARNISHED
GEORGE W. BUSH BEYOND CRITICISM - BUT NOT QUITE
GEORGE W. BUSH'S NOT SO ALL-OUT WAR
GEORGE W. BUSH - THE CALL OF THE MILD
IMHO (in my humble opinion) - RAW
"THIS JUST IN:" SPACKLES IN
GEORGE W. BUSH: COMPASSION IN OVERKILL
COLIN POWELL - WIMPLOMAT
FAT RAT ARAFAT
IMHO (iN MY HUMBLE OPINION) RECONVENES
Hillary's Files AND How they got there (Redux)
THIS JUST IN: ANOTHER INFORMATIONAL TRESPASS
JUST ASKIN'
FIREHAT'S PREDICTIONS FOR 2002
IMHO (in my humble opinion) playing it as it lays
THE GOLDEN RULE - CUSTOM MADE
JUST ASKIN' ii
FIXTURES - MAKE THEM GO AWAY
IMHO (in my humble opinion) forges on
THE BUZZZZZZZ
THIS JUST IN: KIBITZES ON
JUST ASKIN' iii
IF TODAY IS TUESDAY THIS MUST BE CARTHAGE
IMHO (in my humble opinion) HANGS TOUGH
CIVILIZATION AT TWILIGHT
JUST ASKIN' iv
THE BUZZZZZZZ 2
THIS JUST IN: PERSEVERES
INSULTS UNANSWERED
IMHO (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) - STEAMED
FALLOUT FROM THE DATABASE
BUSH AND HIS HOBGOBLINS
IMHO (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) UNCHAINED
DON'T ASK ME WHY, BUT ...
GEORGE W. BUSH - ON A SLOW BOAT TO HYPERGLYCEMIA
THIS JUST IN: BURROWS IN
IMHO (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) REWINDS
CRAP-SPEAK (DIALECTICAL JOURNALISM)
JUST ASKIN' V
gay scoutmasters: foxing around in the henhouse
THE DEMOCRATS AND THEIR DISMAL ISMS
IMHO (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) GETS OFF ITS LEASH
THE BUZZZZZZZ 3
THIS JUST IN: CAVORTS AGAIN
colin powell: the little secretary of state who wouldn't
DON'T ASK ME WHY, BUT ... (2)
THE SAUDIS: BARBARISM IN DENIAL
IMHO (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) UNREPENTANT
THIS JUST IN: WRITHES AGAIN
JUST ASKIN' VI
THE BUZZZZZZZ 4
A FEW UNKIND WORDS ABOUT A FEW UNKIND PEOPLE
THIS JUST IN: GAMBOLS ALONG
JUST ASKIN' VII
DON'T ASK ME WHY, BUT ... (3)
imho (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) UNDISMAYED
JIMMY CARTER - A BRAIN IN NEUTRAL
THIS JUST IN: BARRELS ON
FIREHAT'S PREDICTIONS FOR 2003
IMHO (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) UNDAUNTED
POLITICAL CONFETTI
IMHO (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) - ON TRACK
kHOFI ANNAN AND THE "WE ARE THE WORLD" GANG
the buzzzzzzz 5
JUST ASKIN' VIII
WAIT IS A FOUR LETTER WORD
SPRINGTIME FOR NOSTRADAMUS
IMHO (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) UNDAZZLED
THIS JUST IN: ON COURSE
THE MEDIA: MAKE IT GO AWAY
IMHO (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) ENERGIZED
THIS JUST IN: ELBOWS IN
THE BUZZZZZZZ 6
THIS JUST IN: CAROMS ON
IMHO (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) UNHOMOGENIZED
Whatever Happened to Baby Jayson?
IMHO (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) UNSHACKLED

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