[Dan from Michigan]

Dan... Are you an UPer?
Nope. I'm a "troll", not a yooper. I've been to St Ignace, the Soo, and Tahquanomen Falls before up there.

Our turkeys taste better than the ones in Michigan
You're going to have to back up that comment....which means I need to get a turkey there.

If you're ever in Wisconsin I'll show you some nice places to hunt grouse

Thanks. I may take you up on that offer sometime if I'm out that way.

[Northern Yankee]

You'd be welcome anytime.

Turkeys are becoming very plentful around here.

You'll just have to come on down some spring and give it a try.