To: Cathryn Crawford
At the 1997 World Women's Conference the first speaker from England stood up: "At last years' conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
The crowd cheered.
The second speaker from America stood up: "After last years' conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well."
The crowd cheered.
The third speaker from Australia stood up: "After last years' conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Cute.
13 posted on
06/13/2003 7:40:34 PM PDT by
Cathryn Crawford
(Where are my anti-anxiety pills?!)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
that was brutal
91 posted on
06/14/2003 10:43:45 PM PDT by
Radix
(If you do not like the weather, then do something about it!)
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