[yonif]

"The shark is being examined by our biological services team and if it is found that he died from stress, we will prosecute Mr Venables for criminal damage."

ROFL

[Still Thinking]

This variety of shark is susceptible to stress. We are very concerned he died as a result of seeing Mr Venables jumping into the tank.

And I'm very concerned that people whose salary is paid with money belonging to honest, employed citizens, have sufficiently empty schedules as to be able to pursue this.

[TheCrusader]

"The shark is being examined by our biological services team and if it is found that he died from stress, we will prosecute Mr Venables for criminal damage."

Geez, what do these sharks do in thier natural habitat when a bigger shark swims by, roll over and die? hahahaha These naturalists are such clowns.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Heh. I jumped into a corral naked once, and a horse began crying and killed himself - didn't take two days either ;0)

[Alex Murphy]

We are very concerned he died as a result of seeing Mr Venables jumping into the tank

I can't find a picture of Mr. Venables to support their accusation. Now, if it had been Helen Thomas jumping naked into the tank, I could see their point...

[Corin Stormhands]

This was in a tank?

Darn. I was thinking about my week on the Outer Banks...

[Zavien Doombringer]

-- died suddenly two days after Guy Venables jumped into its tank as a publicity stunt at the Brighton Sea Life Centre, southern England.

Died Suddenly? or in two days, which one is it?

[CSM]

The comedian was probably smoking a cig when he jumped in and the shark died from exposure to SHS. Ban all stress now!

[Laura Earl]

ping

[Paleo Conservative]

Are you sure this isn't The Onion?

[gracie1]

The thing that's got me is what kind of a fool jumps into a shark tank naked? He must not value "the boys".

[Skvoznyak]

So we can assume that "Guy Venables" is an alias for Michael Moore? Not even a Great White could handle that sort of stress.