What the heck is this thing I just found in my yard?

HairOfTheDog

[mallardx]

It looks like an African bull-frog. "What's the thrust velocity of a laden bullfrog?"

A Eurasian laden bullfrog or a European laden bullfrog?

[HairOfTheDog]

And it will likely get moved there....

I am going to go take this thing to a lake.... back in a bit!

[RosieCotton]

See if he answers to "Jeremiah".

Thanks. Now that's gonna be stuck in my head for the next week.

[Bikers4Bush]

The man, always trying to keep a brother down.

[JoeSixPack1]

Ribbit! :-)

[MinuteGal]

Hang on to him till your warts are gone.

Then, since he comes with his own skewers, make a marinade of beer, lemon juice and soy sauce....and voila!.....frog kebobs.

Leni

[HairOfTheDog]

See! - Now everyone is happy!

Even the frog.

[New Horizon]

Any swampy wetlands nearby? They hang out all around here in Michigan...as long as there's a little water, there's bullfrogs.

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

LOL.........Sorry about that. ; *)

[Centaur]

An escapee from a frog jumping contest?

Yeah that's the ticket! French athlete seeking asylum.

[putupon]

DANGER!!! DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! That is an Amazonian Mushroom Frog!!! It is very poisonous, the indians in the upper reaches of the Amazon River make the poison for their darts with it's skin.

It is illegal to import them but undocumented aliens have been caught smuggling them in and are often victims of accidental poisings when they inadvertantly touch them. There is no antidote.

[Centaur]

If it continues to crap dollar bills, you should keep it. Try changing its feed and see if you can get it up to hundreds. ......too funny! Good one

[2Jedismom]

This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time!

[Zavien Doombringer]

There he is, that green Bastard! I am sooo glad you found him!...

[My back yard]

It is an American Blumenthal (Rana clintsbehinda)

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I never saw an american bullfrog with those spots. there is always the first time.

[My back yard]

If it continues to crap dollar bills, you should keep it.

In my opinion, you've won the quote of the week with that one. LOL!!!

[Blzbba]

It's the hideous Dollah Frog!!!!

Run for the hills!!!

[CSM]

You gave that African Bullfrog Reperations! Now all Frogs will "Ribbet" for them. This is hugh and series!

[Zavien Doombringer]

Brother Maynard, Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade of antioch!