Sir, what size and color bra do you prefer?

ICMJ (California Mining Journal): Prospecting and Mining Journal, June 2003, Vol 72 No. 10

Men and women in Taiwan have taken to wearing bras on their faces due to severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) and the shortage of masks.

A small bra factory is producing the make-shift masks, with workers cutting each of its colorful bras into two and sewing on extra straps.

I guess in the Islamic Fascist states, there is likely less proliferation of SARS because, as a mark of slavery from the 7th Century, they keep so many of their women in burkaas (viz. face/mouth covered) in the modern Century. But I understand that many of the men, in particular in Iran, are also interested in mail-order of these bras which are being packaged as “SARS masks” and, apparently, as “masks” it makes it easier for the men to get the shipment into Iran and home residence without issues of liability or legality. Usual order is two, which they then glue, staple or tie together. The favorite color for the “masks” is pink. The Taiwan operation is interested in shipments to Iraq, where, currently there has been some violence against US soldiers stationed in Iraq regions, provoked by Iranian Mullahs trying to fire up Shias and local Iranian operatives in Iraq against the USA. The phony liberal media is making the most of this violence to try and undermine one of the most historical and triumphant victories in War, a war which was consequential in view of the territory involved, the politics involved, the hatred involved, which would arouse the interest of both enemies and friends world wide, of strategic concerns, monetary and natural resources of immense consequence, the entire world watching even down to the barrels of a Fedayeen terrorist, a war engaged in one of the most dangerous regions of the entire planet, but yet had so few casualties that it is unprecedented in history, especially considering that other recent wars in the very same region resulted in the deaths of tens of millions.

A tremendous victory for Blair and Bush. Yet, the latest phony liberal news television networks of this localized violence, the intent, is clear in their recent coverage, such as the televised “interview”, of two “Iraqi” men, one who can translate into broken English the screams of the other man, “We will kill the Americans!”, and the op-ed spin to the report “What have we (America, Bush) done to provoke such hatred (from the ‘Arab street’)” yadda, yadda, yadda.

Of interest I find, is the same news coverage left out exactly the reason for the “hate” – the reports from India and elsewhere make it clear – specifically, that the Iranian Mullahs and their operatives in Iraq have been telling these local Shia Iraqi kooks that the “glasses, goggles” (these are the night vision goggles that US, Aussie, UK and Polish troops wear) are “X-ray” glasses that are used by the “Westerners” to “see-through” the clothes and burkaas of the Iraqi women so that they can see their naked bodies, stare at their private body parts. And this resulted in selective Shia kooks and such Neanderthals to turn violent on our troops. Of course, the same phony liberal news left out the facts behind the most recent violence, and the reason is obvious – if they reported the facts on the idiotic reaction by these kooks to the “X-ray” glasses, it would be obvious what backward maniacs these morons are, which no one should even take serious much less care what they think.

By the way, yes the article is from a Mining Journal. “Looking for the elephant”.

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