Posted on 06/04/2003 11:05:05 PM PDT by honeygrl
Kids Instructions on Life Maybe they're smarter than we thought?
1. "Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching." - Andrew, age 9
2. "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls." - Rocky, age 9
3. "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed for morning." - Stephanie, age 8
4. "Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower" - Lamar, age 10
5. "Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes." -Carrol, age 9
6. "Never bug a pregnant mom." - Nicholas, age 11
7. "Don't ever be too full for dessert." - Kelly, age 10
8. "When you dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him." - Michael, age 14
9. "Never tell your mom her diet's not working." -Michael, age 14
10. "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." - Joel, age 12
11. "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." - Aleysha, age 13
12. "Never try to baptize a cat." - Laura, age 13
13. "Never spit when on a roller coaster." - Scott, age 11
14. "Never do pranks at a police station." - Sam, age 11
15. "Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do." - Hank, age 12
16. "Remember you're never to old to hold your father's hand." - Molly, age 11
17. "Listen to your brain. It has lots of information." - Chelsey, age 7
18. "Never dare your brother to paint the car." - Phillip, age 13
19.) "Forget the cake, go for the icing." - Cynthia, age 8
20) "When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents." - Matthew, age 12
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