Hillary and Sammy Sosa

One small Voice

[1smallVoice]

What do Sammy and Hillary have in common?

They are both liars.

Hillary and Sammy both claim that they knew nothing about the errant 'bat' and when they found out boy were they surprised. Sammy is very sorry that his corked bat, allegedly used in practice only got into the game. Hillary says that Bill's 'corked bat' should have have never gotten into the Monica but, well accidents happen.

If you are buying her book or Sammy's story you would likely buy anything. Give me a call and send me your money, I will sell you something.

[Enterprise]

I've heard a little about Hillary's reaction to "Monica." There's nothing like cookie cutter journalism. But I think I could write for Hillary.

Hillary: Well, y'know, I really believed Billy when he said that nothing happened like they said it did. I thought it was just another plot. Oh, I know, there were lots of stories about him playing around before he got caught on the Monica thing, but those stories didn't bother me 'cause it didn't threaten my future plans at the time.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah. When Billy finally admitted that he was having "non sex" oral sex with Monica, I believed him, because it's like he said, she was having sex with him, he wasn't haveing sex with her. Still, it made me mad 'cause I couldn't blame guys like, y'know, Gnewt Ringgrich anymore, like, y'know?

[American_Gyrll]

Actually, the umpires checked something like 79 of Sammy's bats, and none of them were corked. The only one that was corked was the one he used in the game. So maybe he was telling the truth. I like Sammy. Can't stand Hillary, though..LOL