Word For the Day, 5/26/03, Memorial Day

5/26/03

[Bella_Bru]

WFTD's Memorial Day BBQ

Today, we are not having a WFTD. Instead, we are going to have a BBQ. Music, food, beer, and fun. :-) So, relax, enjoy yourselves, because tomorrow there will be a pop quiz.

[TheGrimReaper]

Mmmmm.... those Hebrew Nationals are some really fine dogs!

[EODGUY]

"we are home now, it was pouring when we left around 10 am, but sunny here and kind of muggy"

Where did you go XS.....Indy to pick up some driving tips for your morning commute?

:)

[Gabz]

man o man you are mean....................

[EODGUY]

"A Memorial Day gift for the croqs. An advertisement for Colombia"

It looks like she knows how to tell time and everything.........there's just something about intelligent women!

[MeekOneGOP]

Mmm-mmmmm ! Cheers !

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! I haven't dragged out the Redneck in a while!:

Yo' kin be sh! Fry mah hide!t faced,
sh! Fry mah hide!t outta luck,
o' haf sh! Fry mah hide!t fo' brains.

Wif a li'l effo't, yo' kin getcher sh! Fry mah hide!t togither,
find a place fo' yer sh! Fry mah hide!t
o' decide t'sh! Fry mah hide!t o' git off th' pot.

Yo' kin smoke sh! Fry mah hide!t,
buy sh! Fry mah hide!t,
sell sh! Fry mah hide!t,
lose sh! Fry mah hide!t,
find sh! Fry mah hide!t,
fo'git sh! Fry mah hide!t,
an' tell others t'eat sh! Fry mah hide!t an' die.

Some varmints knows their sh! Fry mah hide!t,
while others kin't tell th' difference between sh! Fry mah hide!t an' sh! Fry mah hide!neola.

Thar is lucky sh! Fry mah hide!ts,
dumb sh! Fry mah hide!ts,
crazy sh! Fry mah hide!ts,
an' sweet sh! Fry mah hide!ts.

Thar is bull sh! Fry mah hide!t,
houn'dog sh! Fry mah hide!t an'
possum sh! Fry mah hide!t.

Yo' kin throw sh! Fry mah hide!t,
slin' sh! Fry mah hide!t,
ketch sh! Fry mah hide!t,
shoot sh! Fry mah hide!t,
o' duck when sh! Fry mah hide!t hits th' fan, as enny fool kin plainly see.

Yo' kin give a sh! Fry mah hide!t o'
sarve sh! Fry mah hide!t on a shin'le.

Yo' kin find yo'seff in deep sh! Fry mah hide!t
o' be happier than a pig in sh! Fry mah hide!t.

Some days is colder than sh! Fry mah hide!t,
some days is hotter than sh! Fry mah hide!t,
an' some days is jest plain sh! Fry mah hide!tty.

Some moosic soun's like sh! Fry mah hide!t,
thin's kin look like sh! Fry mah hide!t,
an' thar is times when yo' feel like sh! Fry mah hide!t.

Yo' kin haftao much sh! Fry mah hide!t,
not inough sh! Fry mah hide!t,
th' right sh! Fry mah hide!t,
th' wrong sh! Fry mah hide!t o'
a lot of weird sh! Fry mah hide!t.

Yo' kin carry sh! Fry mah hide!t,
have a mountain of sh! Fry mah hide!t,
o' find yo'seff up sh! Fry mah hide!t's creek wifout a paddle.

Sometimes ev'rythin' yo' touch turns t'sh! Fry mah hide!t
an' other times yo' fall in a bucket of sh! Fry mah hide!t
an' come out smellin' like a rose.

When yo' stop t'consider all th' facks,
it's th' basic buildin' block of creashun.

An' remember, once yo' knows yer sh! Fry mah hide!t,
yo' doesn't need t'knows ennythin' else!

Yo' c'd pass this hyar along, eff'n yo' give a SH! Fry mah hide!T! Fry mah hide!

[EODGUY]

Actually Gabz, I was originally going to say that I thought XS had qualified for the 500, but realized that when I left the room during a commercial, my wife changed the channel to Most Dangerous Police Pursuits and I got confused when I re-entered the room and saw an SUV being chased by a Maryland State Trooper..........

But I didn't.....so I was good, kind of. :)

[Robert A Cook PE]

How can Columbia not be related to Memorial Day?

How many Timex have you heard them sing "Columbia, Gym of the Oh-sense?"

[Gabz]

Nice try - but it doesn't hold water or cut the mustard....or the grass...........

[EODGUY]

Gabz, are you speaking of my comment not holding water or XS' husband's SUV after she completed the body/chassis modifications???

[Robert A Cook PE]

"Nice try - but it doesn't hold water or cut the mustard....or the gas

What?

Is she supposed to cut the mustard or fold the grass?

Pass the mustard gas?

Smoke the grass and hold her water AND cut the mustard?

[Robert A Cook PE]

HEY!That's not nice....

No comments about where she holds her hotdog in pubic!

(Er, public....)

[Gabz]

I just love weisenheimers.........................NOT

[maxwell]

LMAO! Good one bro! I haven't seen you whip out the redneck in quite some time...

Well I am hittin' the airways agin tomorrow, headin' out to the west coast for another uncomfortable attempt at hoodwinkin' good honest folk into believing that I'm a respectable hardworkin' sonuvagun who done got mah sh!t together...

After last week, I'd just as soon sit around on my duff and wait for the phone to ring, but Boss-man sez I gots to play the field. He's right as per usual but I've been thinkin' of calling these other folks up and tellin' 'em I cain't come out because I got SARS or somethin'. Hehehe

[EODGUY]

RAC, you know me better than that. I would never make such an ungentlemanly comment to any of the ladies on this forum.

I was referring to that dastardly, nemisis of the left, killer of all forms of life, potential ruination of life as we know it......yes, the infamous Sport Utility Vehicle......the mere mention of its name probably caused one parked in a garage somewhere to roll over spontaneously and/or consume copious amounts of petrol.

[EODGUY]

Those are the long skinny dogs, right?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Must be a female driver then of this SUV.

A male would never forget who plugged it last ....

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=5931

.....

Now, just how big was franks'furter?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll, ya know that xsmommy likes to park in the back row ....

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=2846

But was it really the other girl that just "accidently" landed on top of her previous SUV......

[EODGUY]

I believe that particular model did offer the gas cap shaped like a gas pump nozzle as an option.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! Good luck and have fun !! :O)