You Knoe You're a Redneck if.....

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[annyokie]

Redneck Alert: I'm not going to put these items in list form.

[annyokie]

Guess ya'll know I'm a redneck since I cain't spell for sh*t!

[Cagey]

Guess ya'll know I'm a redneck since I cain't spell for sh*t!

However, you may have added a new word to FreeVocab. Ya knoe what I mean, Vern? There is a hugh possibility that knoe could be the next series word here.

[Cagey]

Maybe some Reperation money could help with yer spelling learning

[annyokie]

This series. Could be hugh! LOL

[annyokie]

Thanks! I be learnin'! Great site. I'll send it to all my relatives!

[Cagey]

LOL! Well, when Jim Foxworthy fist started his routine I doubt he had any idea how big it would get. Nobody can laugh at themselves like we Americans do, with the exception of our cousins in the UK. They're pretty good at doing that too and if you've ever seen "Keeping Up Appearances" you'll know what I mean.

[annyokie]

That's the one with Mrs Bucket ("Bouquet") isn't it?

[NorseWood]

You know you are a redneck if . . . you use a leaf blower to clean out your living room, . . . you use more duct tape on the outside of your car than on the inside, . . . your best drinking glasses say "Ball" on the side.

[annyokie]

your best drinking glasses say "Ball" on the side.

Shoot, ours say Mason. ; )

[MEG33]

You have made an historic contribution to our FR lexicon!Which one is the Waterford and which the Fostoria?Ball vs Mason? I want to knoe!!

[annyokie]

LOL You're so cute. I need to make a make somewhere it may as well be here, who knoes?

[MEG33]

Thanks for a humor break!

[annyokie]

You're welcome!

[maxwell]

Awright, I only got 53% on the redneck test... Don't mah flat tires on the front porch count fer nothin'?!

[annyokie]

How many hounds do ya'll have under that porch? And is there a broken washer or refrigerator above them dogs?

(Bonus points if there are more than three dogs and more than one 'frig.)

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Here's one I've been guilty of:
You trim tree branches with a shotgun.

[Mike Darancette]

You know you're a redneck when you are too drunk to go fishing.