[annyokie]

Redneck Alert: I'm not going to put these items in list form.

[NorseWood]

You know you are a redneck if . . . you use a leaf blower to clean out your living room, . . . you use more duct tape on the outside of your car than on the inside, . . . your best drinking glasses say "Ball" on the side.

[maxwell]

Awright, I only got 53% on the redneck test... Don't mah flat tires on the front porch count fer nothin'?!

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Here's one I've been guilty of:
You trim tree branches with a shotgun.

[Mike Darancette]

You know you're a redneck when you are too drunk to go fishing.

[Consort]

I read only the first paragraph.