Cough on them a lot, maybe they will leave early.
So9
Well I've already decided that I ain't friggin going .. nope .. no way .. now how .. AND THEY CAN"T MAKE ME!!!
Well, mom just left .. hubby took her home .. after 6 hours of hearing the same friggin stories over and over and over .. I'm the one who's losing my mind .. OMG!!
THEN .. while the kids were around she pulled her false teeth out because they were gagging her and the kids didn't understand what was going on .. (note to self .. remember to tell kiddies that grandma has no teeth)
Oh and then she keep wanting to talk to Carly while smiling at her with no teeth .. needless to say, it did NOT go over well with Carly.
THEN ... she kept trying to pet the dog .. which is a no no ... she is a good dog and won't bother anyone .. but just don't try to pet her
Well does mom listen .. Noooooooooooooooooooo ... cause she keeps friggin forgetting, and while I was in the other room, what does mom do .. pet the dog ..
And what does the dog do ... Bites my mother ... what a friggin day ..
Now please excuse me while I go down a bottle of Nyquil
BBL