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To: Servant of the Nine
Cough on them a lot, maybe they will leave early.

Well I've already decided that I ain't friggin going .. nope .. no way .. now how .. AND THEY CAN"T MAKE ME!!!

Well, mom just left .. hubby took her home .. after 6 hours of hearing the same friggin stories over and over and over .. I'm the one who's losing my mind .. OMG!!

THEN .. while the kids were around she pulled her false teeth out because they were gagging her and the kids didn't understand what was going on .. (note to self .. remember to tell kiddies that grandma has no teeth)

Oh and then she keep wanting to talk to Carly while smiling at her with no teeth .. needless to say, it did NOT go over well with Carly.

THEN ... she kept trying to pet the dog .. which is a no no ... she is a good dog and won't bother anyone .. but just don't try to pet her

Well does mom listen .. Noooooooooooooooooooo ... cause she keeps friggin forgetting, and while I was in the other room, what does mom do .. pet the dog ..

And what does the dog do ... Bites my mother ... what a friggin day ..

Now please excuse me while I go down a bottle of Nyquil

BBL

452 posted on 05/25/2003 3:36:54 PM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: Mo1
THEN .. while the kids were around she pulled her false teeth out because they were gagging her and the kids didn't understand what was going on .. (note to self .. remember to tell kiddies that grandma has no teeth)

FOFL. This should give her a good grounding for losing her first tooth in a few years. Get her one of the joke wind up sets so she doesn't forget.


Archie McPhee

The most fun when they start losing teeth is telling them about their "baby fingers" and "baby toes" falling off so the grown up ones can grow in.

So9

457 posted on 05/25/2003 3:53:11 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine (Trust Me)
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To: Mo1
FOFL!! Did Carly have any "cute" comments on the taking out of teeth??? That's funny. You'll sleep well tonight cause your all tuckered out. I guess that's one good thing a 6 hour visit with relatives does. LOL
481 posted on 05/25/2003 5:20:22 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage (All us Western Canuks belong South)
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