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DD/Freeple Thread 1

Posted on 05/20/2003 3:00:07 PM PDT by Mo1



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
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To: Prentice
It's never going to warm up again.....ice age coming!

SHUT UP!!!!!

I want SUN!!!! ... do you hear me ... SUN!!!

So how was your weekend?

601 posted on 05/26/2003 9:51:31 PM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: westmex
Yep that's me ... pure royalty .. nothing but the best .. LOL
602 posted on 05/26/2003 9:53:02 PM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: Mo1
In spite of global cooling...

wonderful.

We cut a lot of firewood, built beautiful fires out of nice, dry birch logs, wandered on the beach (amidst the icebergs!), launched our boat (brrrr....), and generally had a great time.

I have never seen a colder May. Or April. Or March. Or February. Or January. Or December. etc......

Bring back global warming now!

Good sign for a peace march, yathink?

603 posted on 05/26/2003 9:56:35 PM PDT by Windshark (.........I need a tag line to fit all situations..........:-)
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To: Prentice
Tomorrow is the only day that is suppose to be somewhat nice and then we're due more rain and cold weather here

I agree, I don't ever recall the end of May like this before ..



Here's another joke sent from my dad inlaw

85-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done *poof* the light goes off."

"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through *poof* the light goes off?"

Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

604 posted on 05/26/2003 10:00:48 PM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: westmex
How do you like this westy?

605 posted on 05/26/2003 10:01:36 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Mo1
I knew there was a reason I logged on...

:-)

606 posted on 05/26/2003 10:02:26 PM PDT by Windshark (.........I need a tag line to fit all situations..........:-)
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To: ValerieUSA
Are you having more of these?

I think we fulfilled that particular commandment young lady!

607 posted on 05/26/2003 10:03:39 PM PDT by Windshark (.........I need a tag line to fit all situations..........:-)
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To: ValerieUSA
He is so darn cute .. you did a nice job on the picture Val
608 posted on 05/26/2003 10:08:46 PM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: Prentice
You pee'd on your computer?

609 posted on 05/26/2003 10:10:29 PM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: All
Adams: So you're a feminist?...Isn't that cute
610 posted on 05/26/2003 10:11:05 PM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: Mo1
Let's commiserate about the weather tomorrow....

Get better soon.

Gnight...

And easy on the Nyquill!

611 posted on 05/26/2003 10:11:10 PM PDT by Windshark (.........I need a tag line to fit all situations..........:-)
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To: Mo1
Just to warm things up.....
612 posted on 05/26/2003 10:12:24 PM PDT by Windshark (.........I need a tag line to fit all situations..........:-)
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To: Mo1
I've got an autographed picture of Jesus you can have.

No velvet portraits???

Only in his Avatar as Elvis

So9

613 posted on 05/26/2003 10:12:29 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine (A Goldwater Republican)
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To: Prentice
FOFL!!!!
614 posted on 05/26/2003 10:13:50 PM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: Prentice
*LOL* No! No NO... do not JINX me...or whatever it takes... *L* I am not having more babies.
615 posted on 05/26/2003 10:14:25 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Mo1
And this one's for real...

Gnight sweet one.

616 posted on 05/26/2003 10:15:03 PM PDT by Windshark (.........I need a tag line to fit all situations..........:-)
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To: ValerieUSA
Help! I can't get to bed!

I think four is enough myself.....

BTW.....they never leave.....heheheh.....

:-)

Gnightagain.....

617 posted on 05/26/2003 10:17:17 PM PDT by Windshark (.........I need a tag line to fit all situations..........:-)
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To: Servant of the Nine
You most have a lovely decorated home Swervie .. LOL
618 posted on 05/26/2003 10:18:46 PM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: Mo1; grannie9; ValerieUSA; andysandmikesmom; All

We've Gone The Wrong Way, Baby

619 posted on 05/26/2003 10:23:46 PM PDT by Ace Correspondent
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To: Mo1
"Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

It isn't always funny. One night near my fathers end, I heard loud banging downstairs at 2:00 AM. I went down to find my physically very feeble and very confused father had drug a large armchair from the living room to the wet bar and was trying to stand on it to pee into the sink.
I had a hard time convincing him to use the bathroom instead.

So9

620 posted on 05/26/2003 10:31:36 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine (A Goldwater Republican)
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