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DD/Freeple Thread 1
Posted on 05/20/2003 3:00:07 PM PDT by Mo1

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To: ValerieUSA
It was not a holiday after all - it was make-up day for the time lost when the ice storm hit. My kids did not go to school. Oops. FOFL .... And of course the boys didn't say anything right
561
posted on
05/26/2003 7:07:16 PM PDT
by
Mo1
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To: westmex
Those are great pictures Westie ..
562
posted on
05/26/2003 7:08:12 PM PDT
by
Mo1
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To: lodwick
To: ValerieUSA
Great pic of our American Flag....what building is that?...I like how you have the stonework so clear...buildings so often, have great artwork in stone, but so few notice....
To: westmex
What a lovely family you had...Mom, Dad and little Westy...
To: westmex
Hmmmm ... I'm trying to figure out who you look like .. Mom or Dad
I'm thinking maybe more like mom
566
posted on
05/26/2003 7:20:59 PM PDT
by
Mo1
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To: andysandmikesmom; ValerieUSA; Mo1; yall
567
posted on
05/26/2003 7:22:56 PM PDT
by
westmex
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To: Mo1
I took after my Mom's family...Tall, light complexed and blonde...My Dad was short, dark complexed and black haired...He had wandered off a few times in Idaho with wandering Indian bands...I use to think Granma got the wrong kid back the last time....lol
......Westy....
568
posted on
05/26/2003 7:28:17 PM PDT
by
westmex
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To: Mo1
Who have you been hanging around with?Ummm.... Swervie?
To: westmex
LOL!!! ... OMG .. no comment
570
posted on
05/26/2003 7:39:33 PM PDT
by
Mo1
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To: Mo1
I don't have one either...comment that is.....lol.
Shut up before you really get into trouble, Westy....LOL
.....Westy.....
571
posted on
05/26/2003 7:49:50 PM PDT
by
westmex
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To: westmex
He had wandered off a few times in Idaho with wandering Indian bands...I use to think Granma got the wrong kid back the last time....lol OMG .. he must have scared the daylights out of your Granma doing that
572
posted on
05/26/2003 8:03:05 PM PDT
by
Mo1
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To: Mo1
I do't think so, she would just saddle a horse, ride to where the Indians were camping and get him back...
Those were different times Mo....They thought nothing of him going to work in the mines when he was 14 years old....Try something like that nowdays.....
......Westy.....
573
posted on
05/26/2003 8:08:25 PM PDT
by
westmex
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To: westmex
It would never happen today .. but there also weren't as many nut cases then like today. ..
I still remember when you could go to bed with the doors wide open .. Today, I won't even leave open the windows in the kids room at night
574
posted on
05/26/2003 8:16:31 PM PDT
by
Mo1
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To: Mo1
One last one for the day

Me and my carriage..lol
.......Westy.....
575
posted on
05/26/2003 8:17:48 PM PDT
by
westmex
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To: westmex
Oh I love that one ... Westie you're so cute
OK .. here is a joke from my dad inlaw
Subject: Golf
On their honeymoon the new husband said to his bride, "I have a confession that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship."
"What is it?" she asked.
"I'm a golfer," he said.
"What's the big deal about that?" she asked.
He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, I mean that I'll be on the golf course Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoon, and any holidays. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf wins."
She pondered a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. In the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about. I'm a hooker."
"No problem," was his response, "just narrow your stance a little and overlap your grip, swing through the ball, and that should clear it right up."
576
posted on
05/26/2003 8:23:57 PM PDT
by
Mo1
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To: Mo1
He!! I know what you mean....I sleep with a short barrel shotgun along side of me. I've had the back door jimmied twice at 2 o'clock in the morning....They make tracks when they hear the shotgun being racked...lol I don't live in a bad part of the area either....It's just a different world now......
.......Westy.....
577
posted on
05/26/2003 8:25:51 PM PDT
by
westmex
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To: null and void
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre ... Blame Swervie
Another joke from dad inlaw
GOD: Saint Francis, you know all about gardens and nature.
What in the world is going on down there on the
planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets,
thistle and stuff I started eons ago? I had a
perfect, no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants
grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and
multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long
lasting blossoms attracts butterflies, honey bees
and flocks of songbirds. I expected to see a vast
garden of colors by now.
But all I see are these green rectangles.
ST. FRANCIS: It's the tribes that settled there,
Lord. The Suburbanites. They started calling your
flowers "weeds" and went to great lengths to kill
them and replace them with grass.
GOD: Grass? But it's so boring. It's not colorful.
It doesn't attract butterflies, birds and bees,
only grubs and sod worms. It's sensitive to
temperatures. Do these Suburbanites really want
all that grass growing there?
ST. FRANCIS: Apparently so, Lord. They go to great
pains to grow it and keep it green. They begin each
spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any other
plant that crops up in the lawn.
GOD: The spring rains and warm weather probably
make grass grow really fast.
That must make the Suburbanites happy.
ST. FRANCIS: Apparently not, Lord. As soon as it
grows a little, they cut it - sometimes twice a week.
GOD: They cut it? Do they then bail it like hay?
ST. FRANCIS: Not exactly, Lord.
Most of them rake it up and put it in bags.
GOD: They bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop?
Do they sell it?
ST. FRANCIS: No Sir. Just the opposite.
They pay to throw it away.
GOD: Now let me get this straight. They fertilize
grass so it will grow. And when it does grow,
they cut it off and pay to throw it away?
ST. FRANCIS: Yes, Sir.
GOD: These Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer
when we cut back on the rain and turn up the heat.
That surely slows the growth and saves them a lot of work.
ST. FRANCIS: You aren't going to believe this Lord.
When the grass stops growing so fast, they drag out
hoses and pay more money to water it so they can
continue to mow it and pay to get rid of it.
GOD: What nonsense. At least they kept some of the trees.
That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself.
The trees grow leaves in the spring to provide beauty and
shade in the summer. In the autumn they fall to the
ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in
the soil and protect the trees and bushes. Plus,
as they rot, the leaves form compost to enhance the soil.
It's a natural circle of life.
ST. FRANCIS: You better sit down, Lord. The Suburbanites
have drawn a new circle. As soon as the leaves fall, they
rake them into great piles and pay to have them hauled away.
GOD: No. What do they do to protect the shrub and tree
roots in the winter and to keep the soil moist and loose?
ST. FRANCIS: After throwing away the leaves, they go out
and buy something which they call mulch. They haul it
home and spread it around in place of the leaves.
GOD: And where do they get this mulch?
ST. FRANCIS: They cut down trees and
grind them up to make the mulch.
GOD: Enough. I don't want to think about this anymore.
St. Catherine, you're in charge of the arts.
What movie have you scheduled for us tonight?
ST. CATHERINE: Dumb and Dumber, Lord.
It's a real stupid movie about ...
GOD: Never mind, I think
I just heard the whole story from St. Francis.
578
posted on
05/26/2003 8:30:10 PM PDT
by
Mo1
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To: westmex
They make tracks when they hear the shotgun being racked...lol I don't live in a bad part of the area either....It's just a different world now...... That is a sound that EVERYONE understands .. LOL
And you're right, it is a different world today .. and what a mess it is
579
posted on
05/26/2003 8:34:59 PM PDT
by
Mo1
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To: Mo1
Pretty true...Hard to understand isn't it....
.....Westy...
580
posted on
05/26/2003 8:37:58 PM PDT
by
westmex
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