[Swordmaker]

Have at it, Poetically minded Freepers...

[potlatch]

There was a man named Bagdad Bob
Whose speeches would keep you agog!
When things got quite murky
He took off for Turkey
And hid to avoid being flogged.

[Born in a Rage]

There once was a country named Iraq
Who had a leader we needed to attack
The US went in fast
Kicked saddam out on his ass
And proved france is all out of whack