IF they could have dragged him out from under the desk in the Oval Office. Which I sincerely doubt.
Al hiding under the desk in the Oval Office with a yellow puddle between his knees would have been spun by the media as "President Al Bravely Mans Phones in Oval Office while NYC, Washington Under Attack!"
And they probably would have spun the yellow puddle as the result of "too much iced tea."
Isn't it ironic that so many of the celebrities who snicker at Bush's supposed stupidity can barely put together a complete sentence? If they don't have a script in front of them they are utterly lost. As for (c)Looney, I never watched any of his movies or TV shows, a practice I will happily continue.