Ann Coulter doll on the way?

Washngton Times Online ^ | 4/24/03 | John McCaslin

[TheBigB]

Could Ann and Sean be the next Barbie and Ken?

"The Right Wing Barbie," in the likeness of the blond pundit and author Ann Coulter, is the newest creation of a California dollmaker, Inside the Beltway has learned.

The Ann Coulter doll, a perfect educational addition to any child's collection

[TheBigB]

Hope this hasn't been posted...I searched for coulter, doll, and even beltway before posting.

I know some of you guys will be disappointed the doll isn't the inflatable type, but you can't have everything. ;-)

[TheBigB]

And so as not to break the rules...

[DakotaGator]

We like her for her brain (Is the doll anatomically correct?)!

[ancient_geezer]

Hmmm! You however failed to post the obligatory picture.

[Hillary's Folly]

I bet it's not a big a seller as the Katie Couric doll

[ancient_geezer]

Snuck up on me, didn't you :O)

[BrooklynGOP]

My birthday is on Sat. :P

[TheBigB]

Hahaha...beat you! :)P

[Cultural Jihad]

Some available accessories are haram scarves and burkahs in spring colors. ;)

[Area51]

If it isn't full size and anatomicly correct, I don't want it! :)

[TheRightGuy]

We like her for her brain (Is the doll anatomically correct?)!

Will it be inflatable??

[HEY4QDEMS]

Maybe they should start a series of conservo-babe dolls, I vote for Laura Ingraham next.

[thoughtomator]

Just don't turn it sideways or it'll disappear!

[Only1choice____Freedom]

Inflatable, that's discusting.

I love her for her mind.

[TheBigB]

They should do a "Fox Newsbabe" line...boy, would THOSE sell! ;)

Or maybe a Michelle Malkin one. ;) {with a growl for Sabretooth)

[PatrioticAmerican]

But Ann is a doll!

[quark]

Will she be accessorized with rifle & scope on one arm and Alan Colmes in a headlock under the other?

[Illbay]

All I can say is, they're going to have to VASTLY change the current Barbie body-type. Maybe use a clothespin with a pretty face stuck to the top of it?

[TLBSHOW]

Liberals don't mind pompously asserting that the terrorists are not practicing "true Islam" and demanding conversion to a form of Islam closer to their own "morality" (as per Pagden). Like the prim Lady-Do-Rightlys of Britain, they insist they are not destroying a religion, but rather restoring it to its proper understanding.

Inarguably, anyone who views flying planes into the World Trade Center as a matter of religious devotion is going to have to get a new religion. Could we at least stop pretending that the British colonial office approach of pandering "true Islam" is any less "imperialistic" than Franklin Graham's missionaries showing videos on the life of Christ?

Throughout the history of empire-building, Christians were a constant thorn in the side of the conquerors and slave-traders. They quaintly insisted that, as Pagden puts it, the biblical command "'Love thy neighbor as thyself' should be a real deterrent against pillage and the unwarranted expropriation of the goods of others, even when, as was generally the case, those others were not Christians."


Ann Coulter


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/898978/posts?page=6#6

[warchild9]

Instructions for inflating an Ann Coulter doll: one teeny puff.