[Lazamataz]

Hey, it could happen.

[Lazamataz]

I wonder if anyone will see this article way the heck over here.

[ez]

In a related story, Kofi Annan has said that the US should cover all costs of having Saddam's bio/chem stocks dug up and transported back from Syria. After all, he has the right to defend himself.

[Lazamataz]

Wow, I guess not.

[Illbay]

You forgot to have Barbra Streisand murmur something about Saddam's sex-appeal.

[RottiBiz]

Bump!

Always enjoy your satirical posts.

[smith288]

Fast forward 5 years.......

....With Iraqi troops occupying Washington DC, temporary governer and supreme leader of the United States, Hillary Clinton was asked if she had any plans for dissedents of her regime.

"Absolutely! I plan to propose a resolution to the United States supreme tribunal that will force these terrorists of order to be tried, convicted and sent to death by mass gassing per Saddams order. I think this will keep our society on even keel. We cannot stand to have extremists in our society!"

Susan Surandon, a supporter of Hillary and led the charge of Anti-War/Pro-Saddam movement, was asked for further comment but she was unavailable due to her questioning Hillary Clintons proposal of disallowing the use of vulgar words in movies. She has been in prison for 4 months.

The holy Ms. Clinton, who divorced her husband Bill Clinton because of her spiritual growth under the Islam-Green party, has made it known that vulgar language in movies is the #1 reason for faulty subjects (people who are American citizens and not of the Islam-Green party) in the United States.

[SevenofNine]

LOLOLOL

LAZ you are bad LOLOLOL Very funny actually where is Ozzy Osbourne if Saddam want take over country how about England

I wonder how Osbournes feel in Islamic UK

SHARONNNNN GET US OF HERE

[MizSterious]

Will they be putting all those children back in the children's prisons? Ah, what wisdom, what compassion from Sarandon/Robbins...

[OPS4]

Saddam is a true democrat at heart, that means he believs in Communism.

Barbra is also known as Ma Lenin!

Ops4 God Bless America!

[Southack]

Paris (AP): "The problem that we have with Rumsfield's reinstatement of Saddam is that we know that Hussein had plastic surgery, so the Saddam-looking fellow now in place in Baghdad must clearly be one of Saddam's doubles, no doubt to serve as a lackey for evil anti-Parisian influences in our oil contracts", Premier Jacques Chirac states.

In other news, GreenPeace stated that since the U.S. still seemed to be in control of Iraq via the double of Saddam, that it would now finally protest the environmental damage done when oil fires weren't instantly extinguished in U.S. - controlled areas...

For its part, Amnesty International declared that the U.S. - supported double of Saddam was proof enough that the U.S. was behind all of the executions and torture in Iraq over the last 35 years, so it has finally decided to protest these crimes.

[George W. Bush]

Brilliant.