Anti-War Protesters Win -- United States to Reverse Course (Humor)

My Fevered Brow | April 21, 2003 | Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

crAP -- Bagdhad    In a gesture of conciliation to antiwar protesters, the United States government said Tuesday that it would be pulling out of Iraq and reinstating the Saddam Hussein regime.

“I think it was Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins who finally convinced us,” stated Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, “We will be sending a formal apology to Saddam Hussein and taking every action we can to restore this brave, respected, and picked-upon leader.” After a brief pause, Rumsfeld said, “I might add this: Whoops. Our bad.”

“What were we thinking?!?” remarked White House spokesperson Ari Fleischer, “I mean, clearly we were in the wrong to try to liberate a tortured and oppressed populace. If they didn’t want to be oppressed, they would have voted him out years ago!”

The 81st Airborne division will be the first group to unilaterally surrender. Sources in the military state that the division will throw itself on the mercy of Saddam Hussien, hoping for humane treatment and a swift return to the United States after fair war-crimes trials.

When reached for comment, Barbra Streisand remarked, “It’s just not enough. We should surrender America to Saddam. Anyone would be better than Bush, and I have a hunch Saddam is a Democrat in his heart.”

[Illbay]

I just put up a post in "Chat" Screaming for the mods.

Someone posted a very disgusting post in "News" about Japanese schoolgirls selling their unmentionables that don't pass the FR standards test.

I'm afraid the moderators are on lunch break!

[Lazamataz]

Get a life A**hole.

I do not think that COURAGE meant to post that. Please hit abuse on that particular reply so the offending material is excised.

[adaven]

COURAGE did not mean to post that. The image was changed at the server site.

Give the guy a break! You idiots should think before ripping his "head" off! </ugh>

[michigander]

Check his "find on forum" page--bunches of these.

I think I'll pass. Seeing that once was more than enough.

[Publius6961]

Awww shucks.
The collector's item is gone.

First one I've managed to catch since I joined too.
Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

[Lazamataz]

Well, I'm glad you are enjoying the actual article. The rest of the thread is abuzz with the porn post, posted on #11.

And about that post, all I have to say is: "Mommy, make the bad man go away!"

[Lazamataz]

Okay, now that the little dustup is over, dijya at least read the article? (pout)

[COURAGE]

Sorry dudes, have been corrected.

[Lazamataz]

Just like the cops, we bitch at ya alla time when you are hasslin' us.

But just like the cops, we love it when you show up when we need ya.

THANKS!

[AmishDude]

BTW, good to see you again, Laz.

[smith288]

Think before ripping heads off? Im sorry, but when I see an image of porn on FR, i dont immediately think "redirected image from outside web host peeved at people linking their image."

It was about 10 minutes of it being there until people finally saw what was going on. The guy should previewed his post otherwise he would have seen it himself. He deserves the ball-raking and he needs to be more curtious to other peoples bandwidth.

[adaven]

Sorry Lazamataz - The article was great!! ;-)

[Lazamataz]

Sorry dudes, have been corrected.

No problem, but you owe me a bunch of BTTT's to make up for how badly the thread got distracted. ;^)

[Lazamataz]

He deserves the ball-raking

MORE PORN!!!!

;^)

[smith288]

You have lots of work to do...all your baghdad bob pics are now porn...better get cracking on mailing Admin Mod.

That hurts for COURAGE and his long membership.

Moral to the story... Use your own image server.

[adaven]

Think before ripping heads off?...

He deserves the ball-raking

Okay, you win.

[smith288]

Did you read my addition to your story after the porn caught everones eye?

[Lazamataz]

LOL! No, I didn't. I did now. Good stuff! :^D

(of course, scary porn catches more eyes -- and that was some scary stuff, lemmee tellya....)

[COURAGE]

Webmaster has been informed.

[smith288]

VERY Scary when you are at work innocently scrolling through a humurous thread...