Anti-War Protesters Win -- United States to Reverse Course (Humor)

My Fevered Brow | April 21, 2003 | Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

crAP -- Bagdhad    In a gesture of conciliation to antiwar protesters, the United States government said Tuesday that it would be pulling out of Iraq and reinstating the Saddam Hussein regime.

“I think it was Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins who finally convinced us,” stated Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, “We will be sending a formal apology to Saddam Hussein and taking every action we can to restore this brave, respected, and picked-upon leader.” After a brief pause, Rumsfeld said, “I might add this: Whoops. Our bad.”

“What were we thinking?!?” remarked White House spokesperson Ari Fleischer, “I mean, clearly we were in the wrong to try to liberate a tortured and oppressed populace. If they didn’t want to be oppressed, they would have voted him out years ago!”

The 81st Airborne division will be the first group to unilaterally surrender. Sources in the military state that the division will throw itself on the mercy of Saddam Hussien, hoping for humane treatment and a swift return to the United States after fair war-crimes trials.

When reached for comment, Barbra Streisand remarked, “It’s just not enough. We should surrender America to Saddam. Anyone would be better than Bush, and I have a hunch Saddam is a Democrat in his heart.”

[Publius6961]

See Ya!

You been a sleeper since 1998? Wow.

[MizSterious]

Will they be putting all those children back in the children's prisons? Ah, what wisdom, what compassion from Sarandon/Robbins...

[Lazamataz]

Huh, you've been here forever. I cannot think you are a disruptor. Ergo, it is likely that the site you used the image from has software substitution of the nasty image, in place of the image you intended.

Of course, it is still possible that you posted it on purpose. We'll see....

[Skooz]

What's your deal?

[Illbay]

Pushed the button on this one.

I kinda hope you get bumped.

[Lazamataz]

I wish I could see your image of the New UN Leadership... unless, of course, it is another wierd porn pic. ;^)

[Psycho_Bunny]

Whoops....Hacked off the site admin at SomeThingAwful.com, Courage?

Guess they don't like cross-linking.

[Skooz]

Good point. I'll bet COURAGE linked to a photo and the linkee has that photo for just such a purpose. Thus the alledged "bandwidth theft." Kind of like a very rude Geo Cities thing.

[smith288]

It takes 2 seconds to get a thread zotted but porn takes more than 5 minutes?

[michigander]

I don't think COURAGE posted that purposefully.

It's likely that with all the pictures "he" posts being on other folks servers, the other folks are tired of it and used that as a form of retaliation.

[smith288]

dontleech.jpg is the image title...he hacked the admin off.

[Lazamataz]

What's your deal?

Could be software substitution by a server that detects the referring page. If the page IS NOT from www.somethingawful.com, it substitutes a really offensive image, like the one pictured above.

Sure wish the Admin Moderator would Zot the freaking thing. It's detracting from the thread.

[Skooz]

Maybe the mod likes that pic.

Just kiddin' Mod. Really.

[lilmsdangrus]

Get a life A**hole.

[Lazamataz]

Will they be putting all those children back in the children's prisons? Ah, what wisdom, what compassion from Sarandon/Robbins...

Those kids deserved the torture, and only you right-wing reactionaries cannot see this obvious truth!

[michigander]

It's detracting from the thread.

Well, I don't know about that? :o)

[MizSterious]

I think you're right. Check his "find on forum" page--bunches of these. Ug.

[AmishDude]

Ergo, it is likely that the site you used the image from has software substitution of the nasty image, in place of the image you intended.

COURAGE has been known for posting images of the Iraqi Information Minister, which makes the captions he wrote make sense. Methinks that the pic-hosting site made a switch either malevolently, by mistake, or just changed the filenames.