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!!!Your Children Are AT RISK!!!!
8-Bit D&D ^ | n/a | Dead Alewives of Wisconsin

Posted on 04/01/2003 8:02:52 AM PST by Illbay

All Christians know--or should--that their children are constantly the targets of SATANIC ASSAULT. This eye-opening, heart-rending expose' of the conspiracy to entrap our children in the death-spiral of the OCCULT will scare you. Hopefully into ACTION!


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Conspiracy; Hobbies; Humor; Music/Entertainment; Religion; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dd; dungeonsanddragons
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To: Illbay; HairOfTheDog
Flagging for checking out tonight after my Dispel Magic spell disrupts the Wall of Fire keeping it blocked. A roll of 15 or more on the d20 dice should do it, since my spell bonus of +2 gives me a 1/4 chance of dispelling the fiery obstacle.
21 posted on 04/01/2003 10:29:22 AM PST by Notforprophet (All rights reversed)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
There is a direct correlation between D&D dorkiness and a perpetual state of childlessness.

Never played D&D just have enough hassle raising myself. One big kid, myself, is enough right now.

22 posted on 04/01/2003 10:30:19 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: Notforprophet
Dispel Magic spell disrupts the Wall of Fire keeping it blocked

Foiled!

23 posted on 04/01/2003 10:32:04 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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To: Illbay
"Harmless"? Have you ever seen an adolescent male after two or three "Mountain Dews"?

HA! - Funny thing is I have never been invited to one of these secret gatherings, but I have a feeling that what takes place is very accurately depicted!

24 posted on 04/01/2003 10:33:41 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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To: HairOfTheDog; ecurbh
I knew I'd find you guys here.
25 posted on 04/01/2003 10:34:39 AM PST by P.O.E. (God Bless and keep safe our troops.)
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To: P.O.E.
I had to be here. I have never played, but I defend them as my own.
26 posted on 04/01/2003 10:35:44 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Believe me....
27 posted on 04/01/2003 10:35:50 AM PST by Illbay (Don't believe every tagline you read - including this one)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Reminds me of the LOTR episode of "South Park"
28 posted on 04/01/2003 10:37:37 AM PST by P.O.E. (God Bless and keep safe our troops.)
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To: P.O.E.
That was great...
29 posted on 04/01/2003 10:40:54 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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To: Illbay
Oh man, I just flashed back to my junior high days.

Listening to Rush. Running the A/V Squad. Playing D&D with my two friends. Drinking Mountain Dew until well into the night. Video Games. Tolkein. DragonLance. And Monty Python.

How on earth did I ever get married?

LOL...thanks for the trip down memory lane!
30 posted on 04/01/2003 11:45:08 AM PST by ItsOurTimeNow (Peace and quiet...and good, tilled earth.)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Hey! I'm the 8-bit guy in the ten gallon hat, PLUS FEATHER!...

...and I always mount horses just like Legolas.

31 posted on 04/01/2003 7:35:35 PM PST by Notforprophet (All rights reversed)
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To: Notforprophet
...and I always mount horses just like Legolas.

I would just love to see that!

32 posted on 04/01/2003 7:38:30 PM PST by HairOfTheDog (May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Bear, did you see this thread?
33 posted on 04/01/2003 7:39:08 PM PST by HairOfTheDog (May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.)
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To: HairOfTheDog
I saw it referenced earlier today, but I couldn't view it at work, so thanks for the reminder ping!

I'm familiar with the "game" audio from the also-funny short film, "Summoner Geeks".

34 posted on 04/01/2003 8:54:22 PM PST by Bear_in_RoseBear (Am I awake, or am I dreaming?)
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