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Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet... Robin Williams

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself... Roseanne

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place...Billy Crystal

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of
that!"...Sean Connery

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men
are
just grateful... Robert De Niro

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't
know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the
boss's job and I don't want it...Bill Cosby

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is
that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention
to women's breasts?...Hugh Grant

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front
lines. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we
can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say,
"You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those
uniforms."...Elayne Boosler

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?...Dustin Hoffman

When the sun comes up, I have morals again....Elizabeth Taylor

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men
think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."...Jerry
Seinfield

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten....George Clooney

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house...Rod Stewart

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable
job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house...Jeff Bridges

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, but only
enough blood to run one at a time...Robin Williams