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1 posted on 03/21/2003 7:32:50 PM PST by MarcoPolo
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To: MarcoPolo
semper fi = always faithful, not always first
2 posted on 03/21/2003 7:37:10 PM PST by fatrat
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To: MarcoPolo
Why did the Frenchman cross the road ?

He was having sex with the chicken !!

3 posted on 03/21/2003 7:39:24 PM PST by SENTINEL
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How do you castrate a frenchman?

Kick his sister in the jaw!
4 posted on 03/21/2003 7:58:48 PM PST by ovrtaxt (Mc Carthy was right!)
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Q How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris?
A Don't know, it has never been done.

Q Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
A So the German army can walk in the shade.

Q Why are camels called the "ships of the desert?"
A Because they are filled with arab semen.

BaBammm TTSSSssss
6 posted on 03/21/2003 9:09:32 PM PST by DeepInEnemyTerritory
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To: MarcoPolo
From Texas,USA I read this on the back of a public restroom door. "Here I sit with my buns a'clenchin, giving birth to another Frenchman.
7 posted on 03/21/2003 9:33:26 PM PST by DeepInEnemyTerritory
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Q. What does Maginaux mean in English?
A. Welcome!

Going to war without the French is like deja vu!
8 posted on 03/22/2003 7:31:14 AM PST by Ippolita
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Marco Polo: Go to this link. They have a number of great signs, etc., they are using. http://www.protestwarrior.com/
9 posted on 03/22/2003 9:49:13 AM PST by Lawgvr1955 (Never draw to an inside straight)
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